Hi. This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'. I don't say a lot on this here blog. Mommy says I'm the strong silent type. But I just had to speak up today. I gots my feelin's hurt yesterday. I'm so hurt that I can't even tell you what happened. If you want to guess, I might let you know if you is right...and maybe I'll stop bein' upset long enough to write all the sorry, sad details later today. Just know that mommy is tryin' to make it all up to me by scratchin' my tushy. Notice that it ain't workin', though. I have turned my back on her and I ain't sure I'mma ever gonna forgive her.
Very truly yours,
Buzzy Randolph Graves III


