To all the peoples on the innernets,
This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'. I ain't said a lot on this here blog...see, I'm kinda shy. Plus, all them other cats that live in this house is Blog Hogs. I don't never git me a chance to post nothin' even when I gots lots to say. And, believe me...I gots lots to say.
See, I'm worried 'bout somethin...me and Mazie Grace used to be real real REAL close. Shoot, I remember Mazie before she had her first eyeball operation. We go way back! I used to watch over her to make sure she didn't walk into walls...she was REALLY blind back then. She gived me my first kiss and I gived her HER first kiss, too. Then we moved to mommy's house and we was boyfriend and girlfriend. But then JIMMY moved in...it all changed when HE got here.
Mazie started kissin' on Jimmy and then he started kissin' on her. Before I knowed it, I wasn't gittin' nearly as many kisses. Then Freddy got here and there was even fewer kisses. I want my Mazie Grace back. I want them other boys to leave my girlfriend alone. I need her. She's my bestest friend in the whole world. Oh...what am I gonna do if she don't stop kissin' all them other boys?
Very truly yours,
Buzzy Randolph Graves III
