We Don't Like Work
To all you peoples on the innernets,
We don't know 'xactly who "Work" is but we sure can tell you that we don't like him. He's causin' us to be neglected. Mommy had to git up real real REAL early yesterday mornin'. When we told her this was not 'cceptable for us, she said it don't matter 'cause she had to do it for "Work". She seems to be doin' an awful lot of stuff for "Work" lately...She leaved us at 6:00 in the mornin' so she could spend some time with "Work". She was gone the whole long day...she was at "Work". Then, she didn't git home until 'bout 9:30...you guessed it...it was all 'cause of "Work".
Work, we need you to unnerstand that you is not fittin' in with our lifestyle. We is busy people and don't have time for you to be stealin' mommy away from us. Stop it...stop it right now! We is way more important than you...mommy's performance on the job here at home is startin' to suffer all 'cause of you.
Mommy, you need to unnerstand that we must be your nummer one responsibility. You gots boxes to clean, belly's to rub and Fancy Feast to fix. Work must come after us...or we is gonna have to start leavin' you little reminders of who the boss really is...
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
Work is one bad dude - the trouble is that he hands over green papers to your mom on a regular basis, and she needs the green papers to keep the Fancy Feast coming. We've had this discussion with our mum too, but she says unless she wins the Lotto, work's gotta stay. You've got our sympathy kitties,
Purrs
Gypsy & Tasha
Posted by: Gypsy & Tasha | January 16, 2008 at 07:49 AM
This is exactly how I felt yesterday morning. I was in the bathroom wif Momma while she got ready for "work", I was all comfee on her feet like I always am, and what happens? She moves and says I hafta go to 'work' now Abby. *umghfg*
Dis "work" stuff needs to stop.
Purrsssss
Posted by: Abby | January 16, 2008 at 07:59 AM
We hate work too. Why is work so important that both of our beans must visit there for 10 hours a day?!?! Its just not right!
Posted by: Captain Jack and Dante | January 16, 2008 at 11:17 AM
That happens to you, too?!?!?!
Mommy goes to see "work" almost every day, and she's gone for a long, long time.
How many mommies does work need?!?!? I think he's selfish.
Posted by: Tybalt | January 16, 2008 at 12:57 PM
Oh you poor neglected kitties. Work is bad. Bad work.
Posted by: Sultanfus and Guy | January 16, 2008 at 01:47 PM
Work is very, very mean!
Posted by: Daisy | January 16, 2008 at 01:56 PM
Our mommy and daddy go to W-O-R-K too. They have to leave us always at the same time. Can't one of them stay at least for a while? Why do both of them have to go? Isn't one gone enough? We sympathize with you.
The Turkey Cats
Reggie, Riley, Abby and Batman
Posted by: Turkey Cats | January 16, 2008 at 02:47 PM
Mom and dad left work and are both staying home wif us but mom keeps saying dat stoopid 4 letter word again...no mommy don't go back to dat bad work!
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie & Speedy | January 16, 2008 at 10:52 PM