Whiskers & Purrs: Oops!

January 17, 2008

Oops!

Hi. This is Elizabeth Taylor speakin'. We made a mistake. Yesterday was Wednesday...we is supposed to do our "One Word Wednesday" thingy but we forgitted. It was all mommy's fault. She made us git up at 4:00 in the mornin' on both Tuesday and Wednesday...how is we supposed to think straight when we gots to git up in the middle of the dang night like that?

Anyways...mommy says I gits to pick our "one word" and we will do it today instead of yesterday. I have decided our one word is "Oops". See, oopses fall into a couple of categories and can have lots of different causes:

Oops, I tinkled on mommy's pillow. Them kinds of oopses happen 'cause sometimes it just feels good to tinkle on mommy's pillow. Ain't no real cause for it...it's just a nice break from havin' to go to the box and step over somebody's stinky poo in order to take care of your business.
Oops, I made vomit on the dinin' room table. Mommy thinks thats an awful oops...we tend to disagree...when you gots to make vomit, you just gots to make vomit and you can't help where it is. We think mommy is unreasonable on this one.
Oops, I knocked the lamp off the table. This one ain't really an oops...we likes to rearrange the furniture everyone once inna while. We just happen to think the lamp looks better on the floor with the lamp shade all cockeyed and crazy. Again, we think mommy is unreasonable on this and has bad taste in furniture 'rrangements.
Oops, I passed gas in your face while you was sleepin'. Again, we don't see what the big deal is...when nature calls, we can't control it. Mommy says we shouldn't sleep on the pillow when she is snoozin...we think she shouldn't sleep on OUR pillow when we is in the mood to let a few rip.
Oops, I pooped in the floor right at the bottom of the stairs. Again, see #1. Sometimes it's just the right thing to do. Sorry if you walk down the stairs in the middle of the night and find our surprise...maybe you should turn the lights on, mommy.

There is probably lotsa other oopses...but these are the major categories. We don't think they is all "oopses" but mommy sure does. Oopses are gonna happen...just git over it, mommy.

Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor

Posted on January 17, 2008 at 07:12 AM in One Word Wednesday | Permalink

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Oops, I tinkled on mommy's pillow. Them kinds of oopses happen 'cause sometimes it just feels good to tinkle on mommy's pillow. Ain't no real cause for it...it's just a nice break from havin' to go to the box and step over somebody's stinky poo in order to take care of your business.
Oops, I made vomit on the dinin' room table. Mommy thinks thats an awful oops...we tend to disagree...when you gots to make vomit, you just gots to make vomit and you can't help where it is. We think mommy is unreasonable on this one.
Oops, I knocked the lamp off the table. This one ain't really an oops...we likes to rearrange the furniture everyone once inna while. We just happen to think the lamp looks better on the floor with the lamp shade all cockeyed and crazy. Again, we think mommy is unreasonable on this and has bad taste in furniture 'rrangements.
Oops, I passed gas in your face while you was sleepin'. Again, we don't see what the big deal is...when nature calls, we can't control it. Mommy says we shouldn't sleep on the pillow when she is snoozin...we think she shouldn't sleep on OUR pillow when we is in the mood to let a few rip.
Oops, I pooped in the floor right at the bottom of the stairs. Again, see #1. Sometimes it's just the right thing to do. Sorry if you walk down the stairs in the middle of the night and find our surprise...maybe you should turn the lights on, mommy.

There is probably lotsa other oopses...but these are the major categories. We don't think they is all "oopses" but mommy sure does. Oopses are gonna happen...just git over it, mommy.

Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor

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