I Ain't A Pin Cushion!
To all my brothers and sister that live in my house,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'. I am mad. I want alla y'all that has been stickin' your fingernails into me to stop it, stop it, STOP IT! I AIN'T A PIN CUSHION, DANG IT! It hurts LOTS when you stick your ol' mean claws into me. Yes, I am talkin' to you, Elizabeth Taylor, Mrs. Lilly White and Coco Chanel. You suck! Mommy cut all of your fingernails off last night so I just dare you to try to be mean to me today. Just try to hit me...I still gots my fingernails and I'mma gonna let you have the pin cushion experience...let's see how YOU like it.
Very untruly yours,
Mazie Grace
oh oh oh Mazie Grace, that's just AWFUL!!! you deserve speshul treats all the time!
Posted by: The Meezers | May 08, 2008 at 05:28 AM
Being poked with sharp clawrs is No Fun!
Posted by: Daisy | May 08, 2008 at 06:06 AM
I hate it when that happens, you're lucky Rudy doesn't live with you!
Posted by: Parker | May 08, 2008 at 06:09 AM
Mazie Grace, we are sorry to hear that the other cats have been using their claws on you!
Posted by: Dragonheart and Merlin | May 08, 2008 at 06:14 AM
Poor Mazie Grace, you are not a pin cushion, you are not a scratching pad, you are one beautiful tabby girl cat and I adore ya :)
Posted by: Jane | May 08, 2008 at 07:44 AM
Ouch, that hurts! My brother Simon the monster kitty will do that to me and Sam sometimes, and we don't like it one bit at all either! You stick to your guns, Mazie Grace, and don't put up with it!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina
Posted by: Sabrina | May 08, 2008 at 08:21 AM
Poor Mazie Grace! How dare your sisters be all mean to you . . . and you are such a sweetie! Get 'em good if you get the chance, cutie!
Also, I tagged Elsie for a meme! When she gets the chance, tell her to come by my blog and see.
Posted by: Tybalt | May 08, 2008 at 10:49 AM
I'm so glad your Mommy cut all their claws off!
Posted by: Sunnys Mommy | May 08, 2008 at 12:44 PM
Dat is soooo mean, speshully when yoo can't see dem sneaking up on yoo. Good fur yoor mommy cutting off dem needle claws. Yoo get dem good and we I bet dey won't be doing dat no more.
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie & Speedy | May 08, 2008 at 04:54 PM
Oh Mazie Grace, I am sorry that your sisters are picking on you! You need to learn some whapping lessons from Sammy.
Posted by: Kellie The Orange Cat | May 08, 2008 at 06:31 PM