My Middle Finger by Elsie Fallulah Graves
Hi to all the peoples on the innernets. This is Elsie Fallulah speakin' again. Thank you to all the wonnerful peoples that leaved real nice messages 'bout me wearin' my heart on my sleeve. I still don't know what that means but y'all sure do know how to make nice compliments.
Since you all liked learnin' 'bout my heart, I thoughts I would show you my middle finger:
Mommy says I am very unique and that I can use my middle finger to my advantage. She says when somebody makes me mad, I can flash my middle finger at 'em. Accordin' to mommy, that one little paw signal will tell whoever I'm mad at exzactly what I'mma thinkin'. And, she says if somebody fusses at me for showin' 'em my middle finger, I can just act all innocent and pretend I don't know what they is talkin' 'bout...although deep down inside I know I'mma flippin' 'em the birdie.
So, mommy, here's what I think 'bout you leavin' us next week to go outta town for work:
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Elsie! You have a very unique finger there!
Posted by: Parker | May 06, 2008 at 06:07 AM
What a unique little paw!
Posted by: Gandalf & Grayson | May 06, 2008 at 06:26 AM
That is very cool that you have one toe that is black, Elsie! Very special!
Posted by: Dragonheart and Merlin | May 06, 2008 at 07:04 AM
Oh that's funny Elsie!
Posted by: PB&J; | May 06, 2008 at 07:50 AM
Elsie! You are very lucky to have that middle finger! I bet your mommy got that message. ;)
Posted by: Tybalt | May 06, 2008 at 10:32 AM
Ha, ha, ha......that is very funny. I bet it is very handy to have a middle "finger" like that : )
Posted by: Kellie The Orange Cat | May 06, 2008 at 12:23 PM
ha ha ha snort ha ha ha that is pawsome! mommy tries really hard not to do that, but sometimes when she is driving it just happens.
Posted by: Hendrix | May 06, 2008 at 12:26 PM
Yoor furry lucky to be able to do dat Elsie. Zippy sure does wish she could do dat to us...hehehe
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie & Speedy | May 06, 2008 at 02:11 PM
Whoa! Elsie, I must admit that I am very envious of your middle finger. That is neat-O!
Posted by: Daisy | May 06, 2008 at 02:39 PM
Hahaha! Yeah, that black middle finger can come in real handy ;-)
Posted by: Sunnys Mommy | May 06, 2008 at 05:04 PM
You go girl! What a tremendous middle claw you have - I am envious!!!
And yes, I think your Mom deserves that claw for leaving you alone next week.
Karl
Posted by: The Cat Realm | May 06, 2008 at 11:25 PM