A Confession by Elsie Fallulah

To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Elsie Fallulah speakin'.  I gots me a confession to make.  I is in love.  It all started 'bout a month ago.  The first time I saw him, I knew it was love at first site.  You all probably know him...his name is Anderson Cooper.  He is the hotness.  I watch him on TV every night at 10:00 PM on CNN.  Here is why I love him:

1. He has got the hotness...hubba hubba!
2. He is nice.
3. He is smart.
4. I'm pritty sure he smells good.
5. He is brave.

Yes, I love me my Anderson Cooper.  I'm sure he would love me, too, if we could just ever meet.

Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves