Hi. This is Coco speakin'. It has been a long long time since I've writed anything for the innernets. The last time I was on here, I was in the process of havin' mommy fuss at me. Now, of course, you all know that that's just flat out wrong. How could mommy fuss at ME? I'm just a very shy and sweet girl...you really MUST read all 'bout it HERE. You tell me if you think it's okay. I mean, it don't matter that I disappeared for about eleventy-five hours and had mommy thinkin' I had runned far away. It was for her own good! It helped her realize how very much she loves and needs me, for goodness sake!
Anyways, I just wanted to say hello and debut the "One Word Wednesday" section on this here innernet site. From now on, Wednesday's will be reserved for discussion and exploration of a single word. This week mommy says I gits to pick the word.
I have decided that today's word is Boogers. Boogers are awful and mean, mean, mean. When you gits boogers in your head, you hurt all over. It's funny how that works...you gots the boogers in your nose but your toe nails hurt. The only way you can git rid of boogers is if you blow 'em outta your head. It particularly helps if you blow your boogers all over the furniture, on the table and all over your mommy just before she walks outta the door to go to work. What's she doin' leavin' you when you gots the boogers anyways? Serves her right! When you gots boogers, you gots to take anti-booger medicine. It's nasty, peoples, real nasty. And, once you git your boogers, everybody else in the family gits 'em, too. They is some real mean things, them ol' boogers are.
That's all I gots to say 'bout boogers.
Very truly yours,
Mademoiselle Coco Channel
