Hi. This is Mazie Grace a speakin'. I don't feel so good. I gots lots and lots and lotsa boogers in my head. Mommy taked me to see Aunt Dr. Dugan. She said I had an upper respiratory infection. She gived me medicine, fluids and stuff for my eyes. My eyes hurt real real real bad 'cause of all the boogers I gots. I can't see real good right now...my one funky eye is even funkier. Plus, Aunt Dr. Dugan says I have a fever...I mean, I know I'm a HOT babe and everything, but this is takin' it too far...
I can't breathe 'cause of all the boogers. And, when a kitty can't breathe, we can't smell our super-stinky supper. And, if we can't smell it, we ain't a gonna eat it. I'm starvin' but I don't recognize my food. So...mommy has been syringe feedin' me. All I know is that she squirts some real super-tasty suppers in my mouth...MMMmmmm...it makes me feel real warm and fuzzy all in my insides.
I've been feelin' real bad today and was just layin' on the floor. Mommy said I look pitiful so she picked me up and gived me a big hug and kiss on the forehead. I liked that a lot! Then, she taked me to one of the beds she has for us kitties. She showed me a surprise...it can be plugged into the wall and it gets nice and toasty warm...Mmmmm...that's nice. So she warmed it up for me and then layed me down in it...This here is a picture of me relaxin' and enjoyin' my new heated bed...It feels so good...maybe now I can get some sleeps...
Mommy, thanks for takin' care of me. But, please don't think I will ever forget that you told Dr. Dugan that I'm a terrorist in my real life at home when Dr. Dugan commented on what an angel I am...I know you told her my middle name is "Osama"...you will haffta pay for that even though I love you very very very much.
Okay, gotta go blow some boogers on some stuff.
Very truly yours,
Mazie "The Booger Factory" Grace
