BREAKING NEWS
RICHMOND, Virginia (CNN) -- The office of Virginia Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III has just confirmed to CNN that the Senator will seek the Superior Feline party nomination for President
in the upcoming 2008 Presidential election.
"As a Superior Feline, I feel that I've got lots of stuff I can do to make this dang country a better place for all the cats that live here. Lord knows I could do a better job than W. Mommy says so."
Graves' spokesperson and spiritual adivsor, Sister Mazie Grace of the Kiss My Ass Order of Superior Cats, confirmed that an official announcement will be issued shortly.
Stay tuned to CNN (Cat News Network) for details as they are available.



