Hi. This is Freddy speakin'. First of all, ain't I cute? I just love to lay like this in bed with mommy...I wiggle and squirm and purr every night just like this. Mommy says I look like a cartoon cat...what is that? Does anybody know? I think it means "brilliant and sopissticated".
Last night we watched a real old movie that was in black & white...it had some man named "Fred Astaire" and a girl named "Ginger Rogers" in it...dang...how come he stealed my name like that??? He couldn't dance nearly as good as me...mommy says I should be on "Dancin' with the Stars"...maybe next season...I'll have to figure out which one of my sisters will be on the show with me...maybe Miss Elizabeth Taylor. I'll keep you all posted. Okay, back to my wigglin', squirmin' and purrin'.
Very truly yours,
Freddy Astaire Graves, III
