Hi. This is Richie speakin'. My first night in my new home was fantastical! I have discovered that snugglin' is somethin' I REALLY like! I like to crawl into mommy's arms and wiggle 'til I git to just the right spot and then purr real real loud. When I git relaxed, I like to pass some gas. Ya know, I heard mommy talkin' to somebody on the phone yesterday about how expensive gas is. Dang...I gived her 'bout $47,000 worth of it last night. I think she's already seein' what a real asset I am to this family! That's important to me...I don't want her to think I ain't willin' to do my share 'round here!
So, I'm gonna start lettin' the peoples in this house git to know me today. I'll tell you my first secret...I only gots 3 fingers on my front paws! I showed my hands to mommy this mornin'...she said, "Richie, this is a sign that you is a very important and powerful man! I just knowed you was supposed to come live with us the minute I saw you the first time!" Gosh...it sure is nice to be appreciated for all the wonderosity that is me! I mean, I love Aunt Doktor Dugan and all them very sweet and nice peoples that work for her, but I sure do love sleepin' on the big bed with the magical blanket that is all warm and toasty and havin' a mommy to kiss me and and all these pretty girl cats to look at! Dang! This sure beats livin' in the kitty condo!
I've also discovered this here thing called a computer. Mommy taked my pictures this mornin' and I supervised her gittin' 'em ready for all the peoples on the innernets to see. She says maybe I'm gonna be a movie producer or somethin'...we'll see...I gots me so many talents that I am gonna have to think long and hard about what I'm gonna be when I grow up. Stay tuned, I will let you all know as soon as I figures it all out!
Very truly yours,
Richie
