Hi to all the peoples on the innernets. This is Felix the Magical Cat speakin'. As you can see from this here picture, the hairs on my belly just ain't growin' back. See, I had to have my tummy shaved back in February when Aunt Doktor Davies did my ultrasounds. Ever since then, I have been on a real high dose of steroids to try to fix my pooper. Aunt Doktor Davies promises that it will grow back once I'm not on such a high dose.
Mommy says I look pitiful. But I feel okay...I just gots me some funky poops, that's all. I still play, eat real good and love on my whiskery and purry womens. Life. Is. Good!
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
