BREAKING NEWS: Final Attempt to Help Miss Elizabeth Taylor
RICHMOND, Virginia (Cat News Network) -- The Cat News Network (CNN) is reporting that Miss Elizabeth Taylor has gone into seclusion and is now under the strict supervision of her big brother, Felix the Magical Cat. Taylor, 3, was recently involved in a string of late night parties, arrests for public nip intoxications and attempted murder of Mazie Grace, road rage and being caught without her panties on.
After many pleas to seek help by her family and friends in the blogosphere, Taylor's big brother, Felix, stepped in to take over. "Nip is a wonnerful thing in moderation but, dang it, it can ruin a life if you ain't careful. I ain't gonna let Miss Elizabeth Taylor become another statistic. I'm gonna make sure she stops the nip sniffin', gits some sykeeatrik help and puts her panties back on for good."
Felix, 5 1/2, has recently battled a serious health issue involving his broken pooper. Although his pooper is recovering, he still requires trips to see Aunt Doktor Davies and his mommy giving him a shot once a day. "I'm just so proud of Felix the Magical Cat. On top of all the things he has going on with his pooper treatments, he still loves his little sister and is going to help get her back on the straight and narrow path. He's the best Man-of-the-House EVER," stated Felix and Taylor's mommy.
CNN will keep you up to date on these rapidly changing events as we receive new information. Stay tuned for more breaking news.
Awww Felix we are so touched by how sweet you are and we are so glad that you are doing better. That is one terrific picture of you and Miss Elizabeth Taylor. We will hold her in our purrs that she beats her nip addiction....
Purrsssss
Posted by: Abby & Boo | March 06, 2008 at 09:50 AM
Nip addiction is furry serious. Does Elizabeth Taylor belong to Catnip Anonymous? Mite help. Or not.
Glad yoo's doin better Felix!
Purrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee and the rest of the Hotties
Posted by: HotMBC | March 06, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Felix, I am very proud of you for protecting Ms. Taylor, even when you are still working on getting your pooper fixed.
Posted by: Daisy | March 06, 2008 at 01:09 PM
Felix, that is so wonderful that you are trying to help Elizabeth in this hard time of addiction.
Have you guys thought of having someone appointed to take care of her legal, financial and health issues like Britney Spears? It might help!
Posted by: Kellie The Orange Cat | March 06, 2008 at 05:10 PM
Wow, what fun being up there together!!
Pooper issues are not fun, no no indeedie
Posted by: Princess | March 06, 2008 at 05:57 PM
That's a wunnerful fing you are doing furr your sisfurr Felix. With your health ishoos you still find time to help her get back on the straight and narrow.
We hope your broken pooper is soon mended.
Posted by: Eric and Flynn | March 06, 2008 at 07:07 PM
Poopers usually are a funny fing but not when dey am broken poopers. Yoo poor fing.
Posted by: Beau Beau & Angie | March 06, 2008 at 08:04 PM
Felix ,you are a great Mancat!!!!
Brothers are the best thing for wayward sisfurs :) I must say though, you have your paws full with Miss Elizabeth!!! Heehee Purrs Mickey
Posted by: Mickey | March 06, 2008 at 08:09 PM
Sometimes a mancat's just gotta take over. Hope yoo can help yoor sisfur get off da nip and on the path to a better life. Glad yoor pooper is doing better. Yoo are a role model fur all of us guys wif sisfur "ishoos"...
Posted by: Speedy | March 06, 2008 at 08:16 PM
Felix is a wonderful big brother cat indeed!
Luf, Us
Posted by: Forty Paws | March 06, 2008 at 08:56 PM
Felix is a wonderful big brother cat indeed!
Luf, Us
Posted by: Forty Paws | March 06, 2008 at 08:57 PM
Felix, even with a punky pooper you're taking on the responsibility of performing a nip intervention? What a magnificent magical mancat you are!
Rocky
Posted by: Artsy Catsy | March 06, 2008 at 10:43 PM
You are doing a great job in taking care of Miss Elizabeth Taylor, Felix. I hope your pooper gets fixed soon.
Posted by: Karen Jo | March 07, 2008 at 01:31 AM