Advice for Senators Clinton and Obama
Hi. This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. Please disregard the dirty window I'mma lookin' out of...mommy ain't the best housekeeper in the world. It's a real shame.
Today I would like to share some advice with my peers, Senator Hillary Clinton and Senator Barrack Obama. First of all, y'all ain't doin' so good in the playin' nice in the sandbox game...Mommy says if you two lived in our house, you would have to go to the Spare Bedroom Prison for some timeouts until you learned better. One thing I have learned is that it just ain't worth your time hissin' and spittin' at your opponents...just swat 'em one time upside the head and then walk away. I fondly refer to that as "killin' 'em wiff kindness".
Secondly, after years and years of experience in pawatiks, I can tell you that these last days of the 'lekshun process is hard. Be sure to take time for yourselffs. Ignore the polls every once inna while and just sit back, sniff some nip (but don't let Rush Dumbo or them creeps on Fox News know 'bout it!), maybe do a little yoga and try to unwind. I do this regularly...I was catched a few times by them pesky reporters but it didn't hurt my very important career none at all.
And, finally, as always, be sure to continue thinkin' outsida the box. This one approach is what keeps me in my senatorial seat. Mommy is so impressed with my creative poopin' skills and my ability to find unique place to express my creative tinklin' abilities...quite honestly, the whole "thinkin' outsida the box" thing will be my legacy. I'm sure it can be for you, too.
That's it for now. Gotta go tinkle in the kitchen sink.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
That is some wonderful advice, Senator! I hope they take it. Purrs!
Posted by: Tybalt | March 05, 2008 at 09:58 AM
Great speech, Senator! We just wish they would call it quits and both go on the same ticket to make sure the Republican will not win the presidency!!!!
Mrs. OZ
Please give our best to Felix!
Posted by: The Cat Realm | March 05, 2008 at 01:51 PM
Senator, you are very wise!
Posted by: Daisy | March 05, 2008 at 02:57 PM
That is great advice, I hope they take it.
Posted by: Kellie The Orange Cat | March 05, 2008 at 03:00 PM
In the sink? Eeeewww. I guess it doesn't matter as it doesn't effect you. I feel bad for your Mommy though.
Posted by: Sunnys Mommy | March 05, 2008 at 05:33 PM
Well,Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III, that is tellin' them!!!!! Now if only they will listen ;)
Have a good tinkle,heehee
Purrs Mickey
Posted by: Mickey | March 05, 2008 at 05:40 PM