A Heart To Heart Conversation
Dear Peoples on the Innernets,
This is Felix speakin'. Today is Friday and I'mma startin' to git a little skeerd. See, I gots to go see Aunt Doktor Davies on Monday. Now, I ain't skeerd of Aunt Doktor Davies...but I am skeerd 'bout what she's gonna do to me.
In case you don't remember, my pooper ain't been workin' right for a long, long time. Aunt Doktor Dugan has tried all kinds of things to try to fix the situation. But nothin' is workin'. I don't feel so very good and I've losed some weight. So, mommy and me is goin' to see the best dang internal medicine vetroreguritarian in the whole world.
Me and mommy had us a long talk last night. We kissed and snuggled for a while and then she told me 'bout my trip to the doktor on Monday. She said I shouldn't be afraid and that I would soon start to feel better 'cause Aunt Doktor Davies was gonna fix everything with her pooper-fixin' skills. And, she asked me to make sure I was a very good boy when I was 'round all them very nice people at the vet hospital (the Veterinary Referral and Critical Care Hospital) and that I couldn't hiss or swat anybody...well, I told mommy that before I could agree to that, I had some rules they had to follow:
- Do not touch my poopal area. A man don't like to have his very extra special private places touched or looked at so just keep your hands off.
- Do not squeeze my stuff. See #1 for more detail.
- Do not stick thermomotators in my very extra special private places...just ask me, I will tell you what my temperature is.
- Remember that I used to live on the streets and I'm tough so I might just have to make some funky noises to make sure you unnerstand that I am tough and a big strappin' man.
- Do not make me take nasty skanky
poisonmedicine. I am big and strong and I will bite the livin' bejeezuz outta anybody that even thinks 'bout makin' me take stuff like flagyl.
Mommy said she couldn't promise me that they would follow all of my rules, 'cause they needed to do some of that stuff to figure out what was wrong with my pooper...so, I want to ask all you peoples on the innernets a favor...if you pray, would you please say a prayer for me and my pooper? Mommy is skeerd...she loves me lots and she just wants me and my pooper to be okay. She don't think I know it but I know she is still so sad 'cause my big sister Lucy had to go to heaven just a couple of months ago and now she's worried that I might have to go to heaven, too. So, say a litte prayer and think 'bout us on Monday mornin'...oh yeah, while you're prayin'...please say a little prayer that mommy don't embarrass me like she did the last time we had to go to the hospital...
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
You got it Felix - prayers are on the way!
Posted by: Parker | January 11, 2008 at 06:18 AM
Hi Felix!
I will be happy to say a squillion prayers for you. I sure do hope you get your pooper fixed okay. You try to relax and get some rest this weekend, and I'll be sending good vibes your way on Monday.
Posted by: Millie | January 11, 2008 at 06:40 AM
Felix, I am going to start purring and praying for you right away.
Posted by: Tybalt | January 11, 2008 at 11:04 AM
Felix
We will all keep you in our purrayers! We knows dat all of des grate doctors will fix yu rite up and yur pooper will be as gud as nue!
Purrrrrrrrrrrsssssssss
Posted by: Abby, Boo, Ping, Jinx and Gracie | January 11, 2008 at 12:21 PM
Oh Felix, we will purr and purray furry hard for you. We hopes Aunt Doktor Davies helps you feel better.
Posted by: Smeagol, Strider & Gang | January 11, 2008 at 12:37 PM
I want your pooper to be okay, too! I am going to send you my strongest and best purrs. Good luck, and let us know how you do!
Posted by: Daisy the Curly Cat | January 11, 2008 at 01:13 PM
oh Felix, you are in our thoughs and purrs and purrayers. we hopes your pooper is ok.
Posted by: Sammy and Miles Meezer | January 11, 2008 at 01:44 PM
We are all praying for you, sincerely and we all wish you the best health and all our love xx
Posted by: HRH Yao-Lin | January 11, 2008 at 01:53 PM
We'll be purring and purrayering for you too, Felix! Sending healing vibes to you now!
Can you please tell Mrs. Lilly White we are working on the Meme she tagged us for it will probably be up later today or tagged on our Photo Hunt tomorrow! Thanks!
Your FL furiends,
Posted by: Samantha & Tigger | January 11, 2008 at 02:27 PM
We'll be purrin' for you Felix.
My advice is, don't fall for the old "buttering up" routine where the doctor tells you how handsome, good, smart, etc. etc. you are, then tries to invade your personal space!! Let them know in no uncertain terms that you already know all that and you want to go home!
George
Posted by: The Crew | January 11, 2008 at 02:33 PM
Oh, Felix, it's just so poopy that you're havin' pooper problems. We're purrin' and purrayin' really hard that your pooper perks up right away.
Maybe it will make you feel better that we're presenting you & Mrs. Lilly White & all your cat kin with the "You Make My Day" award, because you always make us feel so warm and nippy inside! When you're up to it, come read about it on our blog.
Hugs & Purrrrrs,
Rocky
& all your Artsy Catsy friends
Posted by: Artsy Catsy | January 11, 2008 at 02:37 PM
Dear Felix, we are praying and purring our best for you. No fun, that you have pooper problems,and we hopes you will have those fixed very soon. Gell well quick.
purrs & headbutts,
Mindy & Moe
Posted by: Mindy & Moe | January 11, 2008 at 06:33 PM
Our purrayers will be fur yoo Monday. We'z effun purraying dat dey don't gotta mess wif yoor pooper to much and dat dey can fix yoor prollem fast.
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie & Speedy | January 11, 2008 at 07:38 PM
We came by just to meet you. We're grateful to have arrived before your surgery in time to pray for you on Monday. We understand that you are scared. We would be scared too. I hope that you find a peaceful state of mind.
Posted by: Tyler | January 11, 2008 at 10:13 PM
Felix, we're gonna be purring and purraying for you, especially on Monday when you've got to see your Aunt Doktor Davies on Monday.
Purrs and headbutts from Gypsy & Tasha
Posted by: Gypsy & Tasha | January 12, 2008 at 01:42 AM
felix, we is purrin' an' purrrayin' for you. no trip to the stabby place that involved poopers has efurr been wifout its indignities, so we purrray that you are given the grace to rise above them. just keep repeating to yourself, "i am not here, they are not doing this to me", an' soon it will be ofur. we purrs that the vet & staff find out quickly what the problem is, an' that it is fixable immediately. keep a stiff upper lip, bud. we're here for you!
nels, ed, nitro, & xingxing
Posted by: meowers from missouri | January 13, 2008 at 09:55 PM
We've been purrin' and purrayin' for you, and wonderin' how your visit with Aunt Doktor Davies went and how you're feelin'.
Posted by: Smeagol, Strider & Gang | January 15, 2008 at 10:32 AM