A Present For Mommy

Hi.  This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  I just wanted all you peoples on the innernets know that I made a wonnerful present for my mommy.  I am now officially sure that I am her most favoritist person in this house.  I thought I would share this whole 'xperience with all you other cats on the innernets in the hopes it would inspire you to do the same thing.  Mommy was just so happy when she realized all the hard work I did to make this present for her.

See, in the middle of the night when mommy and all them other cats was sleepin', I sneeked downstairs.  Mommy always takes her shoes off when she comes into the house.  Well, I know how hard mommy has been workin' lately and I wanted her to start her day off today with a little pat on the back and a warm fuzzy feelin' in her heart.

So...I had to git real creative and use some yoga positions to do it, but after a lotta hard work and gruntin'...I made the biggest most stinkiest poop right inside one of her shoes!  It was the most perfect thing...all I needed was a big bright red bow to put on her shoe to make the bestest present she has ever received.

And...you shoulda heard how happy she was when she went to put her shoes on this mornin'!  I didn't even hafta sign my name or nothin' on it...the first thing she said when she saw it was "OH HENRY!!!".  I think she cried a little bit 'cause of all her happiness and warm fuzzy feelin's!

So, all you other kitties out there, give it a thought and see if you can't leave your mommy a surprise just like me!  You'll be surprised at how good you will feel 'bout yourself by giving such a heartfelt gift like I did.

Very truly yours,

Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III

Comments

[Samantha & Tigger]

Henry that sounds like a nice thing you did for your Mom! Did you get extra treats and pets? We will have to try that one for our Mom!
Your FL furiends,

[Sammy and Miles Meezer]

Henry, that was AWSOME. great present!

[Parker]

I bet she did weep with joy!
HeeHee!

[Victor Tabbycat]

"Oh, Henry" is right! I dropped my toy mousy in Mom's slipper... does that count?

[Tybalt]

Oh my . . . are you sure those were tears of joy?

I'm sure your mommy appreciated all the hard work it took to poop perfectly in her shoe. Did she take a picture of it? These precious moments must be cherished for all time.

[Hendrix]

Oh Henry! You are so very thoughtful! What a wonderful, and hard earned gift. My evil alter ego Bendrix is especially impressed with your thoughtfulness and plans to try something equally generous for mommy.

I hope you got extra treats for this!

PS mommy finally updated our blogroller and added you sos we can visit you lots.

[Lynne's Somewhat Invented Life]

Oh my gosh, are you funny or what? I have sent your site to my friend, a cat lover. Thanks for the laugh to start my day.

[Abby]

Henry

I pooped in Momma bed on her side, does that count?

Purrrrrrrrrrrr

[Kellie The Orange Cat]

Oh Henry! That was a very creative present you left your Mum. I'm not sure my Mum would have appreciated as much as your Mum : )

[Daisy the Curly Cat]

I'll bet your mom screamed with delight!

[HRH Yao-Lin]

now THAT is the perfect present for your human! Concatulations! x

[Zippy, Sadie & Speedy]

Wow, we is furry imprest. I pooped in da gest bed, and on the pillow, and on some clothes in a laundry basket...do any of those count?

[The Crew]

I'd like to know how she immediately knew it was YOU that left the present since there was no card or anything.

George

[Gypsy & Tasha]

That was an impressive effort Henry! And she knew straight away it was from you. You should be due for some extra Temptations 'cos of the trouble that you went to,

Purrs from Gypsy & Tasha