Dear God - A Prayer by Felix
This is Felix Graves speakin'. Of course you know that already, with you bein' God and all. I just wanted to have a little talk with you...see...I've been sick a lot lately and it just ain't been no kind of fun. I had to go up to VRCC where they did all kinds of awful things to my very special private places and made me eat some very extra awful stuff. After all of that, we still ain't a hunner percent sure what is wrong with my pooper.
Then, today I waked up with all kinds of boogers in my nose. I've been a sneezin' and blowin' boogers all over the house. Mommy taked me to see Aunt Doktor Dugan. She gived me some poison medicine that I gots to take.
God, I'm only 5 years old. It just don't seem right for me to be sick. Plus, I'mma good boy. You would think I would be a scrapper with all them other cats in this house. I used to live on the streets and knowed how to protect my territory. But I'm real good and nice to everybody. I'm just so thankful to have me a good home and lotsa Fancy Feast to eat every day. I just ain't a scrapper no more. And every time mommy brings a new little cat in the house, I'm a good big brother. I don't let nobody be mean to 'em and I give 'em baths and stuff. And, I'm real good to the women cats in this house. They've all got The Hotness and I treat 'em all just like a gentleman should.
So, God, can you help me not be sick no more? I'm tired of havin' a sore pooper. And, havin' boogers in my nose is awful...and booger medicine is nasty. I sure would appreciate it if you could help me out.
Very truly yours,
Felix Graves
Awww Felix, we hope God answers your prayer. It's not fair that you got to keep being pawly. We're sending you (((hugs))) and purrs to help you out.
Posted by: Eric and Flynn | February 16, 2008 at 07:58 AM
Oh my, boogers too. We know that God heard your wonderful purrayer and we will add ours to it! Purrs & Purrayers.
Posted by: Gandalf & Grayson | February 16, 2008 at 08:13 AM
Dear Felix,
we are so sorry you ain't feeling well. We are purraying and purrring our best healing purrs for you and hope you will really feel better very soon.
We knows you are a good boy and a gentlemancat :) and you deserve to be well. You're only 5 years old and such a nice and handsum Mancat it ain't right that you are hurting.
purrrs, Kashim & Othello
Posted by: Kashim & Othello | February 16, 2008 at 08:43 AM
Dear Felix,
we are so sorry you ain't feeling well. We are purraying and purrring our best healing purrs for you and hope you will really feel better very soon.
We knows you are a good boy and a gentlemancat :) and you deserve to be well. You're only 5 years old and such a nice and handsum Mancat it ain't right that you are hurting.
purrrs, Kashim & Othello
Posted by: Kashim & Othello | February 16, 2008 at 08:45 AM
Felix, we hope you feel better soon. Sending lots of healing purrs your way.
Posted by: Dragonheart and Merlin | February 16, 2008 at 09:03 AM
Felix I hope your purrayers are answered. You are such a nice guy :)
I'll send along some special Purrs for you.
Purrs Mickey
Posted by: Mickey | February 16, 2008 at 09:24 AM
Ohhh, poor little Felix.
Sending big purrs for you to feel better still.
Do you think you could have picked up the sneezes while you were at the v-e-t?
Purrssss
Fat Eric
Posted by: Fat Eric | February 16, 2008 at 09:29 AM
Oh Felix, we're sorry you haves boogers and sneezies now too. We're still purrin' and purrayin' for you to feel all better, and that your purrayer is answered. You are a furry nice guy and you deserves to feel good!!
Posted by: Smeagol, Strider & Gang | February 16, 2008 at 11:29 AM
oh Felix, you prayer has made our eyes leaky. mommy says "poor honey, I wish I could snuggle you". We will purray wif you for your special private place to not feel bad and for your boogers to go away. you prolly gotted a cold from the other animals at VRCC. it happens alot. we're praying for you friend
Posted by: Sammy and Miles Meezer | February 16, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Oh Felix, you are a good cat and you deserve all the happiness and good health in the world. I'll bet the stress of your yucky procedures caused you to get boogery. I am purring and purring for your to feel better and for your pooper to work right.
Posted by: Daisy | February 16, 2008 at 01:43 PM
Oh Felix, we know God heard your prayer and is taking care of you right now!! Our purrrrrrs and purrayers are with you!!!!
Your FL furiends,
Posted by: Samantha & Tigger | February 16, 2008 at 02:08 PM
I'm crossing my paws that you'll feel better soon, Felix!
Posted by: Luxor | February 16, 2008 at 03:46 PM
Felix, we are purr-aying for you to get better really, really soon. It really isn't fair that you got two bad things going on with you, much less one.
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon
Posted by: Sabrina, Sam and Simon | February 16, 2008 at 05:58 PM
Poor Felix! Now you got bof ends runnin. Sorry, not funny.
I useda get in Mom's face an then sneeze in the middle of the night. I don't fink she liked it much. Purrs!
Posted by: Victor Tabbycat | February 17, 2008 at 12:30 PM
Poor Felix! Now you got bof ends runnin. Sorry, not funny.
I useda get in Mom's face an then sneeze in the middle of the night. I don't fink she liked it much. Purrs!
Posted by: Victor Tabbycat | February 17, 2008 at 12:32 PM
Poor Felix! Now you got bof ends runnin. Sorry, not funny.
I useda get in Mom's face an then sneeze in the middle of the night. I don't fink she liked it much. Purrs!
Posted by: Victor Tabbycat | February 17, 2008 at 12:32 PM