Another Wild Night
RICHMOND, Virginia (Cat News Network) -- The Cat News Network (CNN) has just received breaking news that local papparrazzi snapped several photos of Miss Elizabeth Taylor enjoying the company of several different men all in one evening last night. She was first spotted cavorting with Mr. Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie and then, later in the evening, she was spotted holding paws with Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III. Taylor was then spotted displaying public affection for Felix the Magical Cat in the window of her mommy's bedroom.
The enbattled celebrity, recently having a very public battle with an addiction to nip and struggling to control anger issues which led to a recent arrest, continues to publicly ignore pleas from her family to seek help.
Taylor's mommy issued the following statement this morning, "I am very concerned for my daughter and am fearful for her life...I just don't want her to become another Britney Spears. Miss Elizabeth Taylor, please put your panties on and stop sniffing nip."
While there have been many public pleas for Taylor to re-enter rehab and get treatment, she shows no signs of slowing down or seeking help. A family member wishing to remain anonymous told CNN "I is so very embarrassed by Miss Elizabeth Taylor...she has turned into a big ol' floozy. We ain't been raised like that...it's just a big disgrace." When asked if she'd like to say anything to Taylor, the only comment was "Elizabeth, put your panties on and start bein' a good girl again. You is makin' all of us look real real REAL bad."
CNN will keep you up to date on these rapidly changing events as we receive new information. Stay tuned for more breaking news.
In light of breaking news, is there any evidence that Miss Taylor has had past experience with Sen McCain? Could it be? It appears she does "get around town"...
and perhaps he did too. Let the truth come out, after all the NYT offers "all the news thats fit to print".
Posted by: Maggy & Zoey, Zoolatry | February 21, 2008 at 06:37 AM
Miss Elizabeth Taylor
we hope your Mommie doesn't have to have Dr.Phil preform an intervention!
Posted by: Abby and Boo | February 21, 2008 at 07:55 AM
Dearest Miss Elizabeth Taylor,
Please seek help. You are making your friends and family worry!
Purrs,
Tybalt
Posted by: Tybalt | February 21, 2008 at 10:33 AM
Oh dear, I fear this may require an intervention!
Posted by: Daisy | February 21, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Oh my ... I am speechless!
Posted by: Luxor | February 21, 2008 at 12:20 PM
This is very sad. I hope she decides to seek help and goes back to rehab.
Posted by: Sunnys Mommy | February 21, 2008 at 12:33 PM
Ha, ha, ha.....oh my goodness, you is so funny. My Mum and I can't stop laffin.
Put on your panties Elizabeth Taylor!
Posted by: Kellie The Orange Cat | February 21, 2008 at 02:17 PM
If you want to continue with these flings, my advice is to lock the door and draw the blinds against the prying eyes of the paparazzi!
George
Posted by: The Crew | February 21, 2008 at 03:00 PM
Oh, all dis carrying on! Please Miss Elizabeth, get some help! Please!
Posted by: Sadie | February 21, 2008 at 05:34 PM
Oh my!! Miss Taylor you are shocking the nation.Keep yer panties on, yer getting a bad girl reputation.
Posted by: Eric and Flynn | February 21, 2008 at 05:59 PM
Goodness Gracious, Miss Elizabeth Taylor, whatever are you going to get up to next? I think you need to do some serious settling down.
Posted by: Karen Jo | February 22, 2008 at 12:09 AM