BREAKING NEWS: Miss Elizabeth Taylor Refuses to Stay in Rehab
RICHMOND, Virginia (Cat News Network) -- The Cat News Network (CNN) has just received breaking news that Miss Elizabeth Taylor has checked herself out of a local rehab facility stating "I ain't gonna stay in that dang place...ain't no nip-filled balls in there and I gotta have my nip-filled balls, people!"
After leaving the herb-free facility located in the Spare Bedroom, Taylor was spotted running erratically through her mommy's house, narrowly avoiding several head-on collisions. Sources close to Taylor, speaking on condition of anonymity, stated "Wowwy wowwy wow! We is gonna have a good time tonight..."
At approximately 4:00 am, papparrazzi caught the buxom tuxedo girl inebriated and obviously not wearing any panties. CNN attempted to reach Miss Taylor's mommy, however, her only statement was "No comment."
CNN will keep you up to date on these rapidly changing events as we receive new information. Stay tuned for more breaking news.
Miss Elizabeth Taylor...
Please don't let the catarrazzi's take your picture wif no panties like they did with Britney....
Purrssss
Posted by: Abby | February 20, 2008 at 07:54 AM
Oh, Miss Elizabeth Taylor . . . please don't turn into another Britney!
Posted by: Tybalt | February 20, 2008 at 08:39 AM
Oh Miss Elizabeth! I despair! What next? Getting the kittens snatched away from you? Wait, have you ever had kittens? Well, if you did they would be taken away for sure. I don't know what is next for you my dear Elizabeth, you are clearly having a breakdown. I empathise but I think it is time to stop and smell the roses, rather than the catnip for a change. I do hope there aren't any unflattering photos of your spot 13 in tomorrow's papers. Heaven forbid! You are in my thoughts xx
Posted by: HRH Yao-Lin | February 20, 2008 at 12:47 PM
Oh no, she is out of control now!
Posted by: Daisy | February 20, 2008 at 01:39 PM
:D
Posted by: TT&TOT; Gang | February 20, 2008 at 01:43 PM
Oh dear, what will we do with you? I think I will have to make a phone call to A&E;'s Intervention!
Posted by: Kellie The Orange Cat | February 20, 2008 at 05:25 PM
As a nipper myself, I know the loss of control can be overwhelming...that said, yoo need to take control of yoor life! Crap, nip is great but as dey say "all things in moderation" I managed to cut down to once a day, a little bit. I find it makes me mellower and now my sisfur doesn't hiss and whap as much. Please, Ms. Taylor, seek profeshunal help before yoo spin totally out of control ala Britney "mindless" Spears.
Posted by: Sadie | February 20, 2008 at 06:07 PM
Time for an intervention!!! You'll be on TMZ.com for sure!!!!!!
We need to get your Mom to help out!!
Posted by: Mickey | February 20, 2008 at 08:03 PM
This is one very sexy face~!!!!
Posted by: Adan * michico | February 21, 2008 at 12:31 AM