To all the peoples on the innernets,
This is Mademoiselle Coco Chanel speakin'. Today is one word Wednesday and mommy says I gits to pick our word. Today's word is "hidey-place". Okay, it's two words...so, sue me. This is a very important word.
Sometimes a woman needs to have a place to go to git 'way from everybody when they is gittin' on her nerves. This here picture shows my favorite hidey-place...in between the shower curtain and the liner. I hide here lots...mommy never thinks to look here when she can't find me and she starts to thinkin' for sure that I have gotted outta the house. It's real fun to be in your hidey-place when mommy starts to freak out 'cause she thinks you is gone forever. It's specially fun when she starts cryin'...you can really know that she loves you when that happens.
You can use your hidey-place when somebody new comes into the house...like repairmen, delivery peoples, and mommy's friends that you don't know. That way, you can watch 'em but they don't even know you is there. You can see 'em when they starts to go through mommy's stuff when they is in the bathroom...you can identify who the Mr. & Mrs. Snoopy Snooperson's are.
You can also use your hidey-place when you just need to meditate and relax. Elsie's hidey-place is actually out in the open but sometimes when you is in the "zone" it don't matter if your hidey-place is actually hided. It's basically just your "place" without the hidey part. Peoples just know to leave you alone 'cause you is "zonin".
Everybody's hidey-place is different. Where is your special zonin'-out hidey-place?
Very truly yours,
Mademoiselle Coco Chanel
