Pictures of my pooper
Hi to all the peoples on the innernets. This is Felix speakin'. I is home now. I ain't feelin' so good...it has been a hard week and I'm skeerd mommy is gonna pick me up, throw me in the carrier and take me back to the hospital. So...I'm layin' kinda low right now...I eated me some supper the minute I got home and then runned into mommy's closet and stayed there pritty much the whole night long. I was happy to see my brothers and sisters but I just wanted to be by myself 'cause, in all honesty, my feelin's have been hurt...I just can't believe I had to go through all of that awful stuff this week. Oh, and, it just ain't my feelin's that is hurt...my butt is real real REAL sore. I just wanna be by myself.
Mommy talked with Aunt Doktor Davies yesterday when she picked me up. Aunt Doktor Davies taked all kindsa pictures of my pooper and showed 'em to mommy...I sure can think of other things I'd like to have pictures of...I'mma startin' to git a little worried 'bout Aunt Doktor Davies...she sure likes to do weird stuff when it comes to poopers. Anyways...here's some pictures of my pooper colon. Ooooh...looks kinda creepy to me! But, Aunt Doktor Davies says it looks pritty good 'cept for that one on the far right bottom corner...see, my pooper has a place where it sorta narrows down a little bit. She ain't a hunner percent sure but she thinks it's a "colonic stricture"...Aunt Doktor Davies wants to rule out somethin' called "inflammatory bowel disease" first. If we find out it's not IBD then we gots to do one more test to make sure it is the stricture thingy. Dang...who knowed a pooper could be so complicated?!?
Because Aunt Doktor Davies is the world's best pooper fixer, I telled mommy we had to git her somethin' to say "thanks for trying to kill me/takin' care of my pooper". So, I told her she had to git Aunt Dotktor Davies this set of magnets for her frigeratator. That way, whenever she sees them there magnets, she'll think of me and my pooper! Ain't that just the bestest gift ever for a pusscat pooper fixer? We gived it to her before I leaved the hospital. She REALLY liked it!
Okay, I'mma gonna go back to mommy's closet now. It's dark and quiet in there and there ain't no chance anybody is gonna touch my pooper when I'm in there. Thanks for sayin' all them prayers for me and mommy. We just got us a few more days to wait until we know somethin'. If you gots a minute, please keep sayin' them prayers for me...I really do apprciate it.
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
What a perfect present for Aunt Doctor Davies! She sounds like a great doctor. I am so glad you are back home now, Felix. I'll bet you will start feeling better in no time. I am going to keep purring and purring for you!
ps: Your colon is very interesting-looking!
Posted by: Daisy | February 08, 2008 at 05:05 AM
I bet that you aunt loved those magnets! We're gonna keep prayin' that everything will work out and that you'll feel a lot, lot better quick!
Smooches!
Posted by: Parker | February 08, 2008 at 05:46 AM
Hi Felix,
I is glad you is home from the pooper hospital. Dat was a nice picture of your girls waiting to see you.
I hopes your butt feels better soon and all the poop just slides out. If you want some fur, I have plenty I has pulled out of my zoom groom. I is sorry I only has grey furs for you.
Sending healing purrs your way.
Poppy Q
Posted by: Poppy Q | February 08, 2008 at 05:57 AM
That's a great present and we're glad you're feeling better.
Posted by: Lyra&Caesar; | February 08, 2008 at 07:12 AM
Felix, i will send you purrs so you feel better very soon. Whatever is is I hope Aunty Doctor can fix it quickly :)
I like the present you gave her,heehee
Have a good fest.
Purrs Mickey
Posted by: Mickey | February 08, 2008 at 08:01 AM
Bwhahahaha! We has da Cat Butt Gum wif da same laffin kitty on it! Yoo want some? Maybe it might not be good for yoo - it might get caught in dat stricture in yur pooper. We would go for totally changin yur diet to take care of IBD afore lettin anyone mess wif yur poooper again even if she is a nice Dokatari.
Posted by: Beau Beau & Angie | February 08, 2008 at 08:17 AM
Felix
That was a wonderful homecoming the girls gave you and we are so glad that you got to come home, even if it was to run into the closet. At least it's your closet and not some hospital!
We will continue to hold you in our purrs and hope you feel better and better and that you don't have to have NO more poopers vestigations...
Purrs
Abby
Posted by: Abby | February 08, 2008 at 09:04 AM
Felix, we are so glad you are home!! We hope your Aunt Doctor can fix you up real soon and you don't have to have no more tests! We are keeping you in our purrayers! Your colon pictures are very interesting!
Your FL furiends,
Posted by: Samantha & Tigger | February 08, 2008 at 09:16 AM
At least you are home and have a nice Hidey Hole! We are purring for your to get all better.
Posted by: Gandalf & Grayson | February 08, 2008 at 09:31 AM
Dat was a really good present fur da pooper doctor. We hope dat dey can fix yoor pooper wifout doing no more messing wif it! We'll keep yoo in our purrayers until yoor prollem is fixed.
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie & Speedy | February 08, 2008 at 10:17 AM
Those magnets are funny! We are glad you are home and hope you feel better soon! Purrrrrrrrrrs
Posted by: Riley & Tiki | February 08, 2008 at 10:38 AM
You poor Felix - it seesms like your ordeal is still not over..... whatever of the two things it will be - I hope they can fix it without torturing you more!!! Still sending purrs....
Karl. And Emil and Mrs.OZ
Posted by: The Cat Realm | February 08, 2008 at 10:55 AM
that was a great giftie for Aunt Doktor Davies!!
Felix, we is still purring and purraying hard for you. We just feel so bad that you is herting so much. we wish we could make it all better for you!
Posted by: Sammy and Miles Meezer | February 08, 2008 at 10:56 AM
Sorry about the sore pooper! We are so glad you are home with your mom and your brothers and sisters.
On the cat butt magnets subject, we gave those to our Aunt Tiffy for Christmas. She laughed and laughed and laughed!!
Thanks for the update.
Posted by: Jasper McKitten-Cat | February 08, 2008 at 11:25 AM
Felix, I think that was the Purrfect gift!
I am so glad you are home, and I don't blame you for hiding in the closet. I am still purring and praying hard for you. I hope you are all fixed up and well soon!
Posted by: Tybalt | February 08, 2008 at 11:41 AM
Oh those magnets made Mommy laugh! We're so glad you're back home Felix. We hope that you rest and recuperate well!
Posted by: PB&J; Cats | February 08, 2008 at 12:06 PM
You poor thing! That magnet set is great. I hope you, and your pooper, feel better soon. Purrs and headbutts to you!
Posted by: Diamond Emerald-Eyes | February 08, 2008 at 12:14 PM
Oh Felix, we're poopin' with joy that you're back home again! Now if we can just get you poopin' with joy, too.
We've never seen cat pooper portraits before ... very interesting. They look very similar to human colon pictures, so I don't understand why humans need special litterpans with water in them. Why can't they just squat & bury like we do?
We love your Cat Butt magnets! We have the same Cat Butt deodorizers hanging near our litterpan.
We're still purrin' hard for your pooper, buddy!
Rocky
Posted by: Artsy Catsy | February 08, 2008 at 12:48 PM
Felix, I am very glad you are home now. That is an excellent present you gaved your Aunt Dotktor Davies, I laffed and laffed and laffed.
I will continue to purray for you until you feel 100% again.
Posted by: Kellie The Orange Cat | February 08, 2008 at 02:35 PM
Feel better soonest, Felix. We agree, hiding in the closet seems like a reasonable approach to things, at least for the moment.
Since you've already given Aunt Doctor some Cat Butt magnets, here (http://rebelangel.homestead.com/catlittercake.html) is something to give her as a thank-you, once you're pooping like a champ again. (you probably don't want to give it to her before that)
Note: The instructions say to use a litter pan and scoop. We doubt those are food grade plastic, even when new, for pretty obvious reasons. We suggest using a standard cake pan or something comparable.
Posted by: Radcliff, Allie, Luna, & Ozzie | February 08, 2008 at 02:45 PM
Yippie! You're home! I'm so glad. I have IBS so I get a yummy high in fat food (crunchy & stinky) and take laxitone every other day and it has worked well for me. I hope yours is as easy.
Puuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssss
Those magnets are so funny!!
Posted by: Hendrix | February 08, 2008 at 04:01 PM
Oh, goodness ... 'Beans will take pictures of ANYTHING. Did she use the flashy box or ... um ... that other thing? I hope that you're feelin' better!
DMM
Posted by: DaisyMae Maus and the Feline Americans | February 08, 2008 at 08:07 PM
We are so happy you are home, Felix. We have been very worried about you. You just rest and take it easy. We will be back to check on you.
HUGS~ Chancy, Ernie's Voice & Jake
Posted by: Chancy, Ernie's Voice & Jake | February 08, 2008 at 09:14 PM
We are so happy you are home, Felix. We have been very worried about you. You just rest and take it easy. We will be back to check on you.
HUGS~ Chancy, Ernie's Voice & Jake
Posted by: Chancy, Ernie's Voice & Jake | February 08, 2008 at 09:15 PM
I am so glad that you are home now, Felix. I laughed and laughed at the present you got Aunt Doctor Davies. I hope she can get your pooper fixed up soon and without torturing you any more. I am praying for you very hard.
Posted by: Karen Jo | February 09, 2008 at 03:04 AM