Hi. This is Felix speakin'. Just wanted to give y'all an update. I am at VRCC right now...I sneaked into Aunt Doktor Davies' office to write this real quick...hope she don't git mad 'cause I'mma usin' her pooter. Anyways...Aunt Doktor Davies is gonna run some tests on me this afternoon. Nothin' bads gonna happen today. She's gonna do an ultrasound and some super-duper X-Rays. I will probably haffta come back early next week to have me a colonoscopoopy. I don't know what that is...I think it's got to do with punchewation...I know I hear mommy talkin' 'bout colons and semi-colons. Looks like I haff to have me a full-blown colonoscopoopy and not a semi-colonoscopoopy.
Anyways...the big news is...I have falled in L-O-V-E. Please don't tell none of them girl cats in my house. Aunt Doktor Davies is wonnerful. I think maybe mommy gots a little jealous...I just couldn't help it. I rubbed all over her hands and gived her headbutts. I let her pick me up and hold me! I mean, what with her bein' a vetroregurgitarian and all, you would think I wouldn't wanna be 'round her. But she sounds like she's singin' when she talks 'cause she's from England. I can't help but make googley-eyes at her.
Oops...here she comes. Gotta go look all hot and stuff for Aunt Doktor Davies!
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
