Miss Elizabeth Taylor: Oops! She Did It Again!

RICHMOND, Virginia (Cat News Network) -- The Cat News Network (CNN) has just received breaking news that papparrazzi recently snapped photos of Miss Elizabeth Taylor engaged in a salacious act in public with Mr. Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie. 

Sources close to the investigation state "Dang...there ain't nothin' she won't do in front of God and everybody! Miss Elizabeth Taylor is one wild girlcat.  It sure is a good thing she ain't got her no kittens...the police would've taked them babies away by now if she did!"  The enbattled celebrity, recently having a very public battle with an addiction to nip and struggling to control anger issues which led to a recent arrest, continues to publicly ignore pleas from her family to seek help.

When asked for comment, Taylor's only statement was: "I love me my boys and my nip...I ain't givin' either one of 'em up!  Leave me alone, dang it!"  Miss Taylor's life appears to be spiraling out of control.  CNN contacted Taylor's mommy for comment.  She released the following brief statement: "Only time will tell the fate of my beautiful daughter."

CNN will keep you up to date on these rapidly changing events as we receive new information.  Stay tuned for more breaking news.

Comments

[Parker]

It's a rough life being a celebricat!

[Sammy and Miles Meezer]

yeah, but Georgie looks happy. She's a good girl for making Georgie happy!

[Tybalt]

I couldn't help but laugh at that picture. Oh, Miss Elizabeth Taylor, I hope the papparazzi leaves you alone soon. Purrs!

[Abby]

Miss Elizabeth Taylor

Don't let them change you girl. YOu keep both the boys and the nip and have yourself a great party.

Purrssss

[Gandalf & Grayson]

No privacy at all!

[HRH Yao-Lin]

Elizabeth, respect to you. Yes, you are a brazen vixen but then - at least you are having fun. I think you need a good mancat to give you the love you richly deserve. And I don't mean the spot 13 kind of love.

x

[Sadie]

Yeah, I like me da boys and da nip too!~Sadie