BREAKING NEWS: Flamboyant Senator Caught At Peep Show
RICHMOND, Virginia (Cat News Network) -- The Cat News Network (CNN) has recently uncovered a photo of Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III (D-Virginia) inside of an adult establishment. In what is being described as a "sordid peep show", Graves was seen sporting a red and white bow tie, drinking martinis and doling out one dollar bills to the ladies.
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III inside peep show
When asked for a comment as he left the establishiment, the Senator's only response was, "Dang, you peoples just won't give me a break...first, you accuse me of playin' footsies with the boycats in my house when I go to the litter box. Now, you is fussin' at me 'cause I'mma enjoyin' the ladies. GIT OFF MY BACK!"
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Those are some very colourful companions you have there!
Posted by: Dragonheart and Merlin | March 18, 2008 at 05:48 AM
Oh, Senator. (shakes head sadly)
Posted by: Daisy | March 18, 2008 at 10:44 AM
Oh no, Senator! Please tell me you didn't use public funds to visit that peep show. And next thing you know, one of those silly peeps will sell her story and you'll be plastered all over the front page of the National Catquirer!
Rocky
Posted by: Artsy Catsy | March 18, 2008 at 11:17 AM
Oh Senator! You have to be careful of the flashy boxes when you're at a Peep Show. Hey, you aren't officially married and I"m sure you used your own funds to do that. Perhaps you can say you were at a bachelor party! I've heard of those things and Peep Shows are acceptable during those events.
Posted by: Hendrix | March 18, 2008 at 11:53 AM
This has got to be one of the funniest things me and my Mum has seen in a long, long time! I like the rabbit peep on the pole and the money in the rabbit peeps garters - oh my goodness we can't stop laffin!
Posted by: Kellie The Orange Cat | March 18, 2008 at 01:39 PM
Um, no lap dance, yoo left alone...we see no prollem wif dis. I mean, yoo are a single mancat and all.
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie and Speedy | March 18, 2008 at 02:44 PM
Senator, that was so darn funny that momma has a smile on her face that hurts ... hee hee!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon
Posted by: Sabrina, Sam and Simon | March 18, 2008 at 02:56 PM
senator! I can't believe the papz are all over you for this! You have done nothing wrong, ok! Nothing at all. I think it is character building.
Posted by: HRH Yao-Lin | March 18, 2008 at 03:50 PM
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
Posted by: Gandalf & Grayson | March 18, 2008 at 07:16 PM