An Open Letter To Mommy
Dear Mommy,
I'm real tired of how you is always lovin' on Freddy Astaire Graves III. I know he's cute and all...with his deformed fingers and weird little face and everything. But...don't forgit 'bout the rest of us. I don't never git no lovin' anymore...you is always ooohin' and ahhhin' over Freddy.
What's a man gotta do to git you to scratch a belly or a chin every once inna while? I am so neglected and abused...it just ain't funny. Do I need to make some vomit to git you to love on me?
If things don't git better 'round here, I just might haffta make other 'rangements for gittin' a mommy that will appreciate me for the wonderfulness that I am. I'm sure there is lots of peoples on the innernets that would love to have me as their little boy. Just think 'bout that for a minute or two and then see if you can't find some time to come scratch my stuff.
Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie
You poor, poor baby! Maybe your Mommy will read this and give you some extra lovin'!
Posted by: Parker | January 08, 2008 at 06:16 AM
Oh Georgie you darling little soul! I'm crying crocodile tears and sulking EXTRA hard tonight as mommy took my moth away. It was MINE! I wanted to crunch it!
Why did she shreek? Why did she hunt me down and make me drop it and take it outside? It wasn't moving at all by this time anyway.
Mommies can be mean!
Yours in hardship,
Trixie the misunderstood. *sob*
Posted by: Trixie | January 08, 2008 at 06:31 AM
Poor, poor Georgie Porgie! You look very lovable and adorable, so I do not see why you don't get many, many, many scritches and pets. Sharing is hard.
Posted by: Daisy | January 08, 2008 at 08:15 AM
You poor boy. We hope your mum gets a guilty conscience.
Posted by: Eric and Flynn | January 08, 2008 at 08:58 AM
Oh, Georgie! What a life of hardship you must lead! I certainly hope your mommy reads this and straightens out!
Posted by: Tybalt | January 08, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Poor Georgie! We can identify with you cuz we've been terribly ignored recently. It just aint right. If your letter doesn't work, you might have to swat your mommy to get her attention.
Posted by: Vincent & Mike | January 08, 2008 at 12:57 PM
Finally, I've met another Mancat named George!!! And yes, my Mom calls me Georgie Pie. It's quite embarrassing, but what can you do?
If you want to get some scritches, come on over. Mom gives out good ones.
George
Posted by: The Crew | January 08, 2008 at 02:46 PM
Poor sweetie! I'm not big on sharin my Mom, but you can borrow her a bit if you wants. Would it help if you duck yur Mom's hand an play "hard to get"? Keep us posted!
Posted by: Victor Tabbycat | January 08, 2008 at 04:27 PM
Oh dear..a sad state of affairs indeed. Might I suggest a swift claw or harsh bunnykick? It may not result in chin scritches but you will feel miles better. trust me. x
Posted by: HRH Yao-Lin | January 08, 2008 at 04:37 PM
Oh my, no lovin's from da mom? Dat is not good, I don't like it when I need some mom time and she sez she is to bizzy. Mom's need to amember to gives der mancats love.
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie & Speedy | January 08, 2008 at 04:38 PM
Oh, Georgie, you are such a cute & sweet puddin pie, there's no excuse for such neglect! And you look so much like our Casey!
Rocky
Posted by: Artsy Catsy | January 08, 2008 at 06:59 PM
oh poor poor Georgie. You can come and live wif us, we gets lots of snuggles and lovins, and there's always room for more.
Posted by: Sammy and Miles Meezer | January 08, 2008 at 08:16 PM