Dearest Peoples on the Innernets,
This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'. Today I am teachin' a etikit class to my yellow brothers, Buzzy and Georgie, and my yellow sister, Fergie. I have noticed that my yellow siblings are lackin' in class and sopisstication. They desperately need my innervention. You will notice in the picture that Georgie ain't payin' attention and does not have his lasers on. I do declare that this is very aggrivatin'. I wish they would all cooperate...I guess it is true that you can lead a cat to water but you cannot make him drink.
Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White