Dearest peoples on the innernets,
It is now times for Top Cat Tuesday. Many of you who follow us on Facebook know that our Little Joey Cartwright Graves III has been goin' through some hard times lately. He got all confusaled when his adopterated mama, Mazie Grace, got so terribly sick and had to go to the hospitals. He started actin' all mean and growly and hissy and swatty...with all of us...includink our mommy.
Our brand new vetrinarians, Dr. Mark...who we like LOTS...checked Joey on the insides and outsides...there is nothin' physically wrongs with him...he's just kinda screwed ups 'cause Mazie was gone for so longs and then came backs.
Mommy pulled us all together for a family meetink and asked if we could all be a little patient with Joey as he works through all of his many issues...I think everybody knows how I have feeled 'bout Joey from day one...I shoulda had him as a snack back when he first came to the house. But, I can't change the fact that he is here and is obviously stayink. So, if mommy asks me to be nice for now, I will 'cause I loves her and it is important in my role of Top Cat that I sit a good exzamples.
And so, we has all been avoidin' Joey 'cause he's so dang mean right now...he hits us all...even mommy...and growls and hisses, too. And you don't even wants to know how awful he is to Mazie Grace. But for some reason, he was partickularly nice to me over the weekends...so nice that this happeneds:
I knowed this picture would be leaked onto the innernets...so I wanted to make sure that I controlled the message...please note the followink:
- Just because I am layin' there cuddled up with this little pest does NOT mean that I am enjoyink it. I am definitely takin' one for the team.
- Notice how my eyes is all sqwinty like somethink smells bad...that's 'cause JOEY is a stinky boy.
- No, Joey is not coppin' a feel of my bosoms...you dirty-minded peoples need to git your minds outs of the gutters. My boyfriend, Rudy, will knock you into next Sunday if you start nasty skanky rumors 'bout me.
This is just a picture of ME sittin' the right exzamples for the rest of the Whiskers & Purrs Gang...I take my job as Top Cat very real seriously and I am very real good girl.
Please pray that Joey gits better...fast. I ain't so sure I will be able to keep bein' so kinds and jintle with him...
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves