Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is all of us speakin'. We wanted to innerduce you to Polly. Polly is a opossum. She is pleasantly plump 'cause over the past three months she has been eatin' Fancy Feast, Friskees and crunchees that mommy has been settin' out for James Bond. By accident yesterday, Polly went into the trap mommy has in the yard to git James Bond. Uh, as you can see in the picture, Polly was 'bout as happy to be in the trap as James Bond was.
We don't think Polly wants to join the Whiskers & Purrs Gang...mommy let her go in the backyard. Even though Polly don't like us, we still hope she will be okay and make it back to her family in the backyard.
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang