'Member last week when you was lookin' in your closet and saw your pritty yellow jacket that reminds you of daffodils and tulips layin' in the floor? 'Member how you thought it had just falled off the hanger and you picked it up and hanged it back up? 'Member how you decided to wear it on Friday with your jeans since you gits to wear jeans to work on Friday? 'Member how you was lookin' forward to it 'cause it's such a comfortable jacket and everything?
Well, dearest mommy, that was a mistake. See, your jacket that reminds you of daffodils and tulips did fall into the floor. But...it didn't just lay there. See...the kitty that we refer to as "Anonymous" decided to make a pawlitical statement on your pritty yellow jacket. See...you have been spendin' an awful lotsa of time with Work. You ain't been spendin' lotsa times with us. "Anonymous" is tired of it. So...if the pritty yellow jacket was gonna git to go to work with you, "Anonymous" decided to send a little bit of us with you and the pritty daffodil jacket. "Anonymous" made a gigantic tinkle right on the pritty daffodil jacket. Of course, you was in such a rush on Friday mornin' that you didn't realize it until much later in the day...
You was on a conference call when you started thinkin' somethin' smelled real real REAL bad in your office. In fact, it made you wanna vomit. That stinkiness went with you wherever you went...it's kinda funny how that was workin'. It wasn't until you got home that you figured out that a little bit of us had been with you all day long.
We hopes you have learned your lesson. Work don't matter...we do.