Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is all of us speakin'. Many of y'all know that we have been tryin' to rescue James Bond. James is a kitty that showed up right when our sweet Felix went to heaven. Mommy says that maybe Felix sent him to us for us to try to help him. See...he ain't got no home...no safe place to sleep at night and no place to go to keep him warm and dry. He ain't got nobody to make sure he is healthy and give him good suppers to eat...and...probably most important...he ain't got nobody to love him and give him kisses. James is very skeert and shy...he just ain't never had nobody to give a crap 'bout him...at least that was true before he showed up at our house.
But see...now...whether he knows it or not...he's a part of the Whiskers & Purrs Gang. We have loved him from a distance now for almost a whole year. Mommy actually got him to go into the trap but...he somehow gotted out. Mommy has been tryin' to get him ever since. We ain't givin' up on him...we are gonna keep tryin' to help James Bond...mommy is tryin' real hard to git him. She's' gonna take him to see Aunt Doktor Dugan...have him tested...make sure he gits his operation on his privatal areas and then we will find him a home and make sure he is adored and loved and kissed every day.
James Bond...please go into the trap soon...don't be skeert...we want you to be safe, healthy and loved.
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
PS...Aunt Doktor Dugan saw this picture and said that she thinks maybe James Bond might be a girl...uh...oopsie!