Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mademoiselle Coco Chanel speakin'. All of us here in the Whiskers & Purrs House is very real aggrivateds with mommy. She went and did somethin' real stupid last nights that completely screwed up our very important schedule. It is just yet another exzample of how inconsiderables she is.
First she worked real late at her office. How could she do that when she knows she has starvin' childrens at home?
Secondly, once she finally got home, she stopped and talked to the neighbors that had also just gotted home instead of instantly comin' insides to feed us!
And, finally, when she finally had enough sense to come in from the outsides, she put the key in the lock...turned it...and then THIS happened:
Can you beleaf that? She went and broked the key off INSIDE the lock! She just stood there...for like...EVER...starin' at the key thinkin'..."What in the world am I goin' to do?"
Well, she did have enough sense to go to the car and turn the heat on...and then she called AAA. They not only unlock car doors but they unlock house locks, too. Thank goodness they do 'cause we was well on our way to starvin' to death. Can you beleaf that it was almost 8:30 pm before we got to eat our suppers...
It just goes to show you that good help is hard to finds.
Very truly yours,
Mademoiselle Coco Chanel
PS...we think maybe the Senator might just be a little bit betters...please keep sayin' prayers for him 'cause he's gots a long way to go before he is all betters. He is still on his medicines and mommy is still havin' to syringe feed him. But...last night he seemed to be a little less congested and actually played with a toy for a little whiles!
