Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'. One year ago today I was rollin' round on the bed with Felix and he was slippin' me some tongue. It makes my heart hurt to think 'bout how much I miss him...dang ol' FIP.
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
Hi. This is Felix the Magical Cat speakin'. Mommy did a stupid thing the other night. She was fixin' to git ready to give me my steroid shot. I am always real real REAL good 'bout lettin' her use the needle on me. I was sittin' there just ready for it when all of a sudden Elizabeth Taylor sticked her fingernails into Mazie Grace. Mazie Grace screamed real loud. When she screamed, I jumped. When I jumped, mommy jumped. All that jumpin' 'round 'caused mommy to stick the needle in her hand instead of my neck...she gived herself my shot!!! See her hand...it's all bruised and swoled-up:
What if she starts to look like this???
She says it's not that kind of steroid but I ain't so sure...
I'm skeerd...what if her hand falls off? A one-handed mommy can't give all 12 of us enough lovin'...plus, how will a one-handed mommy open Fancy Feast cans?
Why does everything have to be so hard and dramatical?
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
Hi to all the peoples on the innernets. This is Felix the Magical Cat speakin'. As you can see from this here picture, the hairs on my belly just ain't growin' back. See, I had to have my tummy shaved back in February when Aunt Doktor Davies did my ultrasounds. Ever since then, I have been on a real high dose of steroids to try to fix my pooper. Aunt Doktor Davies promises that it will grow back once I'm not on such a high dose.
Mommy says I look pitiful. But I feel okay...I just gots me some funky poops, that's all. I still play, eat real good and love on my whiskery and purry womens. Life. Is. Good!
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Felix the Magical Cat. As y'all all know, back in February, I had to go to the hospital. The did a colonoscopy, an endoscopy and a whole lotta ultrasounds. When they did the ultrasounds, they had to shave my tummy and my arm. I have been on some medicine called "steroids" since I was in the hospital. Mommy says at any minute I might start to look like Hulk Hogan...ewwww...skeery! Steroids causes your hairs to not want to grow back very fast. So...I gots me a very bald belly as you can see in this here picture. Mommy says if my hairs don't start to grow back soon, she is gonna go buy me a Tummy Toupee.
I will keep you posted.
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
Hi to all the peoples on the innernets. This is Felix speakin'. Yesterday I made my monthly trip to VRCC to see Aunt Doktor Davies. We had a nice visit. I did not have to put the bitey on her...I think she might be finally learnin' the rules 'bout not touchin' my very extra special private places.
I still gots me a few problems with my pooper. It's real weird. I feel real real REAL bad if I don't take my antibiotic. See, that's weird 'cause antibiotics usually hurt your tummy and give you the poops. But not me! They make my tummy feel better and my poops a little better. I do okay unless I don't gots my medicine. Aunt Doktor Davies says I mights have me an "overgrowth of bacteria" in my belly. The antibiotic makes it better. The only problem with that is that overgrowth thing usually only happens in dogs...not cats. She said maybe I think I'mma German Shepherd...well, I gots to tell you...I just don't know what to think 'bout that! She says I'mma mystery to her...Dang...that's big, peoples!
So...for now we is gonna keep the medicine comin' and see what happens next with the mystery that is me!
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
Our dear friend Parker, tagged Felix and Mazie Grace for a meme. We ain't usually so very good at these types of things, but we is gonna give it a try...first, here is the rules:
1) Write your own six word memoir.
2) Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you'd like.
3) Link to the person that tagged you in your post, and to the original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere.
4) Tag at least five more blogs with links.
5) Don't forget to leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play.
6) Have fun!!
Here is Mazie Grace's memoir...
Little Blind Girl...Brave and Sweet
Here is Felix's memoir...
Brave and loving man o'the house
We is now gonna tag any of our dear friends to join along!
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
Hi. This is Felix speakin'. I have decided I want to git me a new hat. I thought I would try some on for all you peoples on the innernets to see if you can help me pick out just the right one for me. I need to look hot for the ladies and still maintain my manliness. Please let me know which one you prefer:
Hat #1...all the womens like a man in uniform...this one looks HOT!
Hat #2...the womens like men that is in touch with their feminine side...uh, I think this one might just be TOO girly for a manly man like me.
Hat #3...this one shows the little boy in me and that I still likes to play and have me some fun.
Hat #4...I think this saffari hat shows that I like adventure and ain't skeerd of danger...well, I sorta ain't skeerd of danger.
Hat #5...well, again, all the ladies like a man in uniform...hubba hubba!
Hat #6...this one makes me look real holy and good. I ain't so sure I could have lotsa fun in this one, though...
Please let me know which one you think I should wear!!!
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Felix the Magical Cat speakin'. It was dark and dreary this mornin'. I was very cozy in the big bed and makin' lotsa snorty yawns and toe stretches. I decided I wanted to order room service instead of eatin' in the kitchen with everybody else. Mommy thought at first I was feelin' bad...I guess she just don't unnerstand that sometimes a man does not want to leave the warm deliciousness of his nap...she finally figured it out and, after much delay, I was finally bringed my very-extra-favorite...Grilled Salmon Fancy Feast...Mmmmm...The quality of the room service ain't much 'round here but the Fancy Feast is tastey...Life. Is. Good.
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
Dear Aunt Doktor Davies,
Yesterday I came to spend the day with you to git a follow-up check-up on my pooper. I think maybe I gots into troubles. Mommy fussed at me when we gots home. She made me feel real real REAL bad.
See, I wasn't feelin' real good yesterday. I guess I was just havin' a off-day. Even though I'm better, I still ain't a hunner percent right yet. I just didn't feel like havin' anybody touchin', squeezin', lookin' at or talkin' 'bout my very-extra-special-private-places.
I know you telled mommy I was grumpy and that I whapped you...I'm sorry. At least I didn't put the bitey on you. All I did was whap you good a few times. Trust me...it coulda been lots worse.
I want you to know that I think you is the best dang pooper-fixin' vetroregurgitarian in the world. I didn't mean to hurt your feelin's or nothin'. Please forgive me.
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
Dear bugs in my poops,
This is Felix Unger Graves the Magical Cat speakin'. Last week, my dear friend, Daisy the Curly Cat, writed about how vetroregurgitarians could use microscopes to find bugs in your poop. It was kinda ironic that she would write 'bout that 'cause earlier in the week, mommy had taked some of my poops to Aunt Doktor Davies for her to investigate whether or nots I had me some bugs that had moved into my insides.
At first I thinked that mommy was crazy to even think somethin' like that was possible. But, when I readed that Daisy said it was possible, then I knowed it must be true 'cause Daisy the Curly Cat is the smartest girl in the whole world. So, imagine my horror when mommy talked with Aunt Doktor Davies today just to find out that, yes, indeed, I do gots me some bugs in my poops! Mr. & Mrs. Giardia moved into my insides and started havin' babies in my poops! See, it ain't normal for this to happen and it makes a person feel real bad when it does. This is why I have been so sick over the past year.
Mr. & Mrs. Giardia, I gots just a few words for you...
And, finally, to my dear friend, Daisy the Curly Cat, I would just like to say a big "thanks"! You is the smartest girl in the whole wide world.
Very truly yours,
Felix Unger Graves the Magical Cat
