Hello to all my peoples. We is all so excited in our house! A new guy moved into our attic last night!!! And...he makes us sing "T-to-the-A-to-the-S-T-E-Y, Yes he's tastey!!" MMM...His name is Sammy. This isn't his picture but he sure does look a lot like this guy:
Mmmm...mix him with some gravy and smashed potatoes...MMMmmm...supper! Ya know, I used ta bring mommy squirrels as a way of sayin' "I love you, mommy!" Of course, I'd usually eat 1/2 of their faces and 3/4 of their gizzards first and then leave her the rest right on the front porch so she wouldn't be able to miss it when she would come home. I know I shudda leaved the whole thing for her to enjoy but I just couldn't resist myself.
Mmmm...can't wait to git my hands on Sammy...I don't know whether I wanna eat 'im with gravy and smashed 'tatoes or just roll 'im in ketchups and slurp him down like French Fries. Either way, my mouth is a waterin'!!!
Lookin' forward to supper!
Felix the Wonder Cat
