Whiskers & Purrs

Top Cat Tuesday: On a Booger Watch

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

First of all, as Top Cat of the Whiskers & Purrs Gang, I want express our best wishes to all of you for a wonnerful holiday week.  We hope Santa Claws bringed you a big ass stash of toys and treats and the rest of this week brings you lotsa lap time with your beans.

I am sad to share with you this mornink that the W&P Gang have now gone into a high level of alert due to the seriousness of health issues goin' ons here.  Mazie Grace still has her feedink tube.  She ain't zactly thrilled to be eatin' her foods so mommy is still tendin' to her almost every minute of the day and nights.  Our alert level went up to Level Three UH-OH on Sunday mornin' when it becamed apparent that mommy was not feelink goods.  She said that a ragink gang of evil boogers come down the chimney with Santa Claws and attacked her.

Booger attacks ain't no goods.  Mommy feels like craps.  So...I am watchin' over her to make sure she maintains strength...at least enoughs to be able to open our Fancy Feast cans...priorities, y'all.

I hope you all have a wonnerful week with your beans...remember...you is the only laptop that matters.

Very truly yours,

Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat
Whiskers & Purrs Gang 

Top Cat Tuesday: A message for Santa Claws

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  It is now times for Top Cat Tuesday.  Well, life is continuin' to git back to normals now that Mazie Grace is homes.  We are very thankfuls that the doctor's said she don't got that awful lymphomas.  Today she goes back for the specialist to check her feedink tube and check to see how she is doink.  Mazie has been havin' a hard time swallowink solid foods...she is innerested in foods but...when she tries to swallow its...it seems like it hurts her.  Mommy called the vet and they think maybe the feedin' tube is out of position just a little bits...so... they is gonna do an X-ray to make sure it's okay and if it's not, they is gonna fix it.    Mazie still loves for mommy to tube feeds her...she purrs so loud and hard that mommy can feel it vibratin' through the syringe as she is puttin' the foods in the tube!

Today is the last edition of Top Cat Tuesday before Santa gits here...I have a special message for him...I just want him to know that I can honestly say, on behalfs of the whole W&P Gang, we have all been good children...as much as it pains me to say it, even Joey.  This has been a hard year...mommy has had so much goin' ons with her family and then Jimmy died and now Mazie has been so sick...and through it all...every single member of the Gang has been good and kind and sweet.  So, Mr. Santa Claws, BRING ON THE PRESENTS!...I means...please, sir, if you have some toys to spare, we sure would like to have somes.  And, Mr. Santa Claws, sir?...All of our friends on the innernets has been good, too, so please be sure to give them some toys, too, 'kay?...'specially my boyfriend, Rudy, his brother, Boob, their little sister, Gertie Parker and Joey's girlfriend, Frejya Macro who lives all the way over in Londons.

That's it for now, dear friends on the innernets.  I hope you all have a wonnerful Christmas holiday!

Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang 

 

Our 2011 Holiday Card...will be late!

Here's our holiday card for this year...'cause of all the stuff that's been goin' ons, it will be a little late this year.  You can't see the back of the card on this preview...just know...the back of the card is what just might make you git a little teary-eyed... If you would like to receive a card, please let us know!

Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

 

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Let's turn Facebook into the Book of Amazing Grace!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Top Cat Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'...there has been such a huge outpourin' of love and support for our sweet Mazie Grace that we is all just blowed aways!  There has been peoples from ALL arounds the world leavin' comments on the bloggy and also on all of our Facebook pages!  We is so very real touched!  People we haven't ever met in real life before is worried 'bout our precious girl.  We just don't know how to say thanks.  Just know that from the bottoms of our heart we is grateful and we know without question that all these prayers is bein' heard and will be answereds.

We don't know zactly when we will git Mazie's biopsy reports.  It could be Friday or we may have to waits until Monday.  We thought we might do somethin' that would let Mazie know how much we love her...we have this here picture that we thought maybe people could use as their Facebook profile picture until we have Mazie's test results.

You can just click on the image and it will open up in a new window.  Then just right click on it and save it to your hard drive somewheres.  Then just use it as your Facebook profile pic.  If you are friends with me, mommy or Joey, you can also just grab it from our walls.

Let's see if we can turn Facebook into the Book of Amazing Grace!

We loves you all.

Very truly yours,

Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang 

Update on Mazie Grace

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Top Cat Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  As most of y'all knows, Mazie Grace is not feelin' so very goods.  Mommy taked her to the Hospital for Very Sick Cats, also knowed as the Veterinary Referral & Critical Care Hospital, last nights.  They was there for a very real long times.  

They poked our Mazie Grace and squeezed her stuff and drained out lots of her bloods.  The good news is that they did not find any infections, no obvious masses in her insides, her liver seems to be quiverin' rights and her thyroid is doin' whatever it is that thyroids is supposed to dos.  The bad news is that they don't have any idea as to why she is loosin' weights and not eatin'.  She was real dehydrateds, though, so that's why she didn't feel good over the past few days and probably why she quitted eatin'...

They keeped her at the hospitals so they could hook her up to an IV and give her fluids to help her feel all betters.  Today, somebody called Miss Internist is gonna poke and squeeze her some mores and they are gonna do an ultrasound of Mazie's insides. The ER vet told mommy that it could be a lots of things...includin' inflammatory bowel disease or...lymphoma.  

We are sads...and worrieds...AND MAD AS HORNETS AT THE VET THAT WASTED SO MUCH TIME WITH MAZIE.  Mommy has been tellin' the flippy dippy dumbass girl that examined Mazie 3 weeks ago that somethink was wrongs.  She said "oh no...Mazie is fine"...Mommy had her at the vet's office 2 times beggin' them to find what was wrong but she just flipped her hair back and said "nothin' is wrong"...See, our real vet, Aunt Doktor Dugan, retireds...so we is STUCK with the two loser vet's that are still there.  Mommy is findin' us a new vet so we never have to go back there.  BUT...before we leave that awful place, mommy is gonna give that dumbass vet a piece of her mind regarding her negligence, lack of professionalism and unethical approach toward Mazie Grace's care.  I wish I could be a fly on the wall for that little conversation!

But for nows, we is 100% focused on gittin' Mazie Grace home and healthy agains.  We ask that everybody would please pray for our sweet little blind girl...she was pritty skeert last night...you have to remember that she is blind and didn't know where she was or what was goin' ons.  On top of that, she had never been there before so she was skeert.  Mommy tried to comfort her but...we ain't sure mommy was much helps.  Please pray she gits better real quick and comes home even quicker.

We will keeps everybody updated on Facebook and the bloggy.

Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang 

Thankful Thursday

Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'...we are tryin' to feel betters since our little brother, Jimmy Durante Graves III passed away on Monday nights. It sure is hard...we love him so much...and always will. But, today we is gonna focus on what we is thankful for...

Today we are thankful that the media ain't found this here picture of Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III...if they ever git their mitts on it, there will be all kinds of drama, Senate 'vestigations, conspiracy theories and gossip column stuff writed.

We love our Senator...but sometimes...he just ain't right.

Very truly yours,

Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

Please don't tell nobody...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. I know most of y'all remembers how Anderson Cooper broked my heart...I do not allow nobody in the Whiskers & Purrs House to even mention his name...but I will tell you a little tiny secret...I did git a little teary-eyed when I watched this video...

His mommy looks like she would be very nice. And...I hear she makes a mean pair of jeans. I still would like for her to make me some...even though I am through with Anderson...I am sure I would look quite hot in 'em...maybe I will send her an email...

I hope you all have a good Thursday!

Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves

Please pray...

UPDATE:  Tallulah came home early this mornink!  I am so happy and releafed!  Our prayers was answered!  She is okay and not hurted!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  We is all worried sick...our sweet friend, Tallulah Gardens, gotted away from her mommy yesterday in Greensboro, NC.  She runned off and was hit by a car and then kept on runnin'.  Her mommy can't find her and is so skeert and worrieds.

Please help us pray that Tallulah is okay and that somebody is takin' care of her and that they will see all them signs her mommy has posted and take her back homes.  And, if you live in the Greensboro area...please help us look for Tallulah...if nobody has taked her in, she is probably hurt and has the hungries in her tummy...please help us find her.

Tallulah's mommy, we is prayin' for you, too.  Our mommy said it made her heart hurt when she hearded 'bout Tallulah. Just try to trust that everything will be okays...we loves you and ain't gonna stop prayin' until your sweet girl is home safe and sounds.

Very truly yours,

Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat 

Top Cat Tuesday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin' and it is now time for Top Cat Tuesday.  After all the activities in London and my hard works at the Royal Weddink, I'm weared outs.  It is time for me to git caughted up on my sleeps and git ready for my boyfriend, Rudy's, big birthday bash comin' up at the end of the week.  We is gonna partay like rockstars.

But for now...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Very truly yours,

Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat and Royal Weddink Planner 

Meet the Senator Sunday: From the Royal Wedding

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  It's now times for "Meet the Senator Sunday".  As you all knows, me and the entire Gang came to London for the big ass Royal Weddin'.  We has been havin' one heckuva rockin' time!  

This is a picture of me and Elsie Fallulah hangin' out with the Queen and the King.  I want to make sure I innerduce you to my knew womans...her name is Pippa!  DANG...she is hot!  Me and her have been gittin' our freak on togethers...I'm a little bit worrieds, though...she's startin' to git all clingy and stuff...it's time for me to git back to the Whiskers & Purrs House before she starts gittin' any ideas, what with all this weddin' and vows and betrothin' goin' ons.

Okay, time for me to go git my freak on one last time before me and the Gang has gots to go back home.

Very truly yours,

Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III