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Freddy Astaire Graves III & Little Joey Cartwright Graves III

Why Little Joey Cartwright Graves III hates Wednesday & Thursday nites...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Little Joey Cartwright Graves III speakin'...as many of you knows, my mommy has a weird fascination with this guy:

People...it's pitifuls...really dang pitifuls.  And...because of this guy, I gots to tell you that I hate Wednesday and Thursday nites more than any other nites in the whole dang WORLDS!  Why?  'Cause my mommy has her big fat hiney glued to the TV watchin' THIS for the whole nite, cussin' at JLo and swoonin' over "her" Steven in his pink ruffley blouse:

And, so, my dearest peoples on the innernets, I decided that in order to git the attention and loves that I so rightfully deserves, I would have to take matters into my own paws...while we was in London for the Big Ass Royal Weddink, I had just a little work done that might help me git mommy's attention:

I paid LOTS of green papers to git a freaky-ass Steven Tyler lip implant...what do you think???...will it work and help me git mommy's attentions?

Very truly yours,
Little Joey Cartwright Graves III 

 

Wordless Wednesday...

Little Joey Cartwright Graves III

Joey's made a career decision...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

After yesterday's unfortunate fingernail incident at the V E T, I have decided that I am goin' to be a Doctor when I grow ups.  I'm sure that I could do a better job than most of the V E T's out there...I mean...how hard could it be...?

So, I'm gonna start by workin' on Mazie Grace's busted up eyeballs...wish me luck!

Very truly yours,
Little Joey Cartwright Graves III   

The day we will never speak of agains...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Joey Cartwright Graves III speakin'.  Please notice that I have dropped the "Little" from my name.  I am a big manly man now...no more "Little Joey" for me...that's for babies!

I am very upset today because of horrible things that happened to me yesterday.  I will only discuss it this one time and then it will never be spoked 'bout agains...unnerstoods?

I ain't been feelin' so goods lately.  My eyeball decided to git all swolled up and sore and runny.  So, mommy taked me to...the V E T.  I was very skeert...and MADS!

Joey lookin' very skeert and mads.

The V E T came in and did all the usual awful stuff...squeezin' on stuff, pokin' stuff, shinin' lights in and up stuff...and puttin' a thermomotater where God never meaned for one to go.  She looked at my eyeball and said I have a eyeball affection and that I needed some eyeball ointment.  So, I thoughted it was all over...boy...was I EVER wrongs...you will NEVER beleaf what my mommy asked them to dos...

She said "while I have Joey here, can you trim his nails for me?  There is no way I can do it at home,"...the V E T said, "Why, sure!  Let me go get someone to help us,"...

I very quickly ran into my hidey hole...nobody could see me in there!

Waits a minute...what is that big orange thing?  

I must investimagate...

I looked this way...

and then that way...

I think the coast is clear...what is this thing?

Well, peoples, before I knowed it...my life was torned upside downs...they put a lampshade on my head...

and then they grabbed my back feets...

and then they flipped me overs on my side...

and ALL the whiles...I was the DEMON OF SCREAMIN'...

Kinda like this guy...

They cut on my nails, and squeezed on me and poked me for what seemed like hours and hours and hours (5 minutes)...and you know what my mommy did...instead of tryin' to HELP me, she standed there takin' pictures.

I finally gived up when I realized there was no hope for me.

They finally put me back in my carrier and now I am home...tryin' to force my fingernails to grow back and make my eyeball git betters...and I'm workin' hard on punishin' mommy for this awful thing she did to me today...

I am very real embarrassamatated by this awful string of events...we must never speak of this day agains...EVER!

Very truly yours,
Joey Cartwright Graves III 

Mazie Monday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

It has been a long time since we has posted...sorry 'bout thats.  All is well here at the Whiskers & Purrs House.  Everybody is fats and happys and life is goods.  Tomorrow, Elsie will have some very dramatical news to share...so tune in.

I am still the best dang adopterated mama cat EVER...I watch over my Little Joey all the times...I'm just a little bit mads at him right now...he has gots some sort of eye trouble...and, you know, what with me bein' blind as a bats and all, that makes me very extra worrieds.  Mommy has been tryin' to put the triple antibiotic eye ointment in his eyeball but he gits all fussy and growly and puts the bitey on her.  So...I had to spankify him and fuss at him...it was very dramaticals.

I hope you all have a very good week and...remembers...on Mazie Monday your beans gots to stop whatever it is they is doin' and hum "Hail to the Chief" whenevers you walk into the room.

Very truly yours,
Mazie Graves 

Wordless Wednesday...

 

 

Happy Birthday, Freya Macro!

 

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Little Joey Cartwright Graves III speakin'.  Today is a very very VERY important day!  It's my girlfriend, Freya's, birthday!  WOOHOO!  PARTAY in the Whiskers & Purrs House!  

Freya is the most wonnerful girlfriend in the world.  She lives in London with her mommy and she is smart and funny and beautifuls and cute and a good snuggler and all kinds of other wonnerful stuff.  Oh, and she's a good rassler, too!

Please join me in wishin' my beautiful girl the happiest birthday evers!

Very truly yours,
Little Joey Cartwright Graves III

A message for Mazie Grace from Little Joey...

Dearest Mazie Grace,

I love...

love...

 

LOVE you!
 

 

Very truly yours,

Little Joey Cartwright Graves III

 
 

 
 

 

Joey is VERY manly!