Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'...and today is Mazie Monday! It has been quite a while since we last talked. I had been very real sick and almost dieds. Remember my feedin' tube?
Well, the feedin' tube is all gones and I've been a very good girl. I take my medicine every single day just like mommy asks me to...and I'm feelin' lots better!
Every day I help mommy waste time on Facebook...
And, peoples...the most wonnerful thing has happened to me...I just can't believe it is true! I have meeted the most WONDERFUL manly cat in the whole worlds! Every mornin' when I wakes up, I'm skeert that it's just a dream but...it's not! It's for REALS!
His name is Finn Roseberry...ohhh...isn't that a dreamy name??? He is from Hertfordshire, England...oh...how romantical is that??? And, he's the most handsomest mans that has EVER been! See what I means:
And, you know what else? Finn is blinds, too! Oh, peoples, he is a real dreamboat! I never ever thoughted I would ever be lucky enough to have me a boyfriend...what with my eyeballs bein' all busted up and everything...but...Finn likes me just the way I ams...I'm just like Elsie now, with a handsome boyfriend!
Oh, and guess where he taked me on Sunday???
He taked me to the Oskars!..Oh...don't we make a good lookin' couple??? He is so manly and strong and nice and...*whispers* he's a dang good kisser, too! I didn't think I'd ever be kissed by a boy and ever since me and Finn became a couple...we ain't stopped kissin'!!!
Oh what a whirlwind year this has been already! From me bein' very sick...mommy was so skeert that I was gonna die...to me meetin' the mans of my dreams and goin' to the Oskars and showin' off my bosomly bosoms in a fancy red dress!
Life.Is.Good. And, I am very thankfuls!
I guess that's it for now...it's a lot, I know! I hope you all are havin' a good day. Remember on Mazie Monday, your beans have to stop what they is doin' when you walk into the room and start hummin' "Hail to the Chief".
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace Graves
Social Director & Finn Roseberry's Womans
Whiskers & Purrs Gang