Whiskers & Purrs

FLASHBACK FRIDAY: Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie has a secret...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'.  I've gots a secret.

I will tell you if you promise not to tell anybody...promise?  For reals promise?

Okay...see, I'm very real shy and I don't let mommy pick me up or nothin'...but...I really do love her...lots.  Even though I act like I don't like it, when she does pick me up...wowwy wowwy wow!  I L.O.V.E. it! 

I miss mommy when she goes to work.  So...when she's gone...I sneak into her bedroom and I take wonnerful snoozy naps on her pillow.  She don't know it's me...she knows somebody sleeps on it but it's a big mystery as to who it is...IT'S ME!!!  IT'S ME!!!  IT'S ME!!!  It makes me feel so good 'cause it smells like mommy and I pretend like I am sleepin' on her lap.

Don't tell nobody, 'kay? 

Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie

 

A weddin' gift for Prince Wills

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'.  Us boys from the Whiskers & Purrs Gang had a meetin' yesterday to decide on what we want to give Prince William for his weddin' gift.  We decided that we is all gonna donate some of our furs to make him a colorful too-pay to cover up his gigantical bald spot on his big day!  We don't know what the girls is gonna give Kate...I bet it won't be nearly as cool and creative as our gift!  We is very thoughtfuls when we give gifts!

Very truly yours,

Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie

Mommy has flu cooties...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'...uhm...we are all a little bit worrieds...mommy has flu cooties.  She don't feel so goods and there is weird noises and moans comin' outs of her...she keeps blowin' her nose and tossin' and turnin' in the big bed...

We is all layin' low and stayin' outs of her way 'cause she ain't too mommy-like when she gits like this.  Please pray that she will have enough strength to open cans of Fancy Feast for us.

Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie 

Fall is comin' to an end...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'.  I sure hope all of you wonnerful peoples that live in the US had a good Thanksgivin' Day yesterday.  We sure did!  I am a little sads, though...it's almost time to say goodbye to Fall...

We all like Fall better than any other time of year...with all them evil leafs fallin' from the sky...we stay real busy cussin' at 'em and supervisin' mommy when she's rakin' 'em ups.  

Now that Tom Turkey has come and gones, I guess this will be our last Fall post...we're gonna move on to suckin' up to...I mean, talkin' 'bout Santa Claws and how acited we is for him to be coming to visit us in just 4 short weeks!  

Time to start doin' all kinds of cute things to make mommy say "Awww...you're such a GOOD boy, Georgie!" so that she, I mean, Santa Claws will put me on the all-important GOOD BOY LIST!

I hope you all have a wonnerful Black Friday and you don't spend too much moneys!

Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie 

Elsie Fallulah Graves, we miss you...lots!

Dearest Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves,

This is Georgie Porgie Puddinanpie speakin'.  I miss you...lots.  Please git betters and come home from the hospitals soon, 'kay?  I ain't got nobody to snuggle with and definitely nobody to have my way with...if you know what I'mma sayin'.  I miss you and I'm a little bit skeert when you ain't here...you're our Top Cat.  I want you to come back home real fast.

Please git better, Miss Elsie.  I love you.

Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinanpie

Elsie Fallulah Graves Update

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'.  First I want to thank everybody for bein' so concerned 'bout our Top Cat, Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves.  Yesterday she had to go spend the whole dang day with Aunt Doktor Dugan.  Her tushy was very hurty...sore and itchy.  It hurt her to walk, lay down and sit.  She was so hurty that she was growlin' and hissin' at her ownself!  It really skeerted all of us to see our leader be so skeert. 

Aunt Doktor Dugan taked real good care of Elsie Fallulah.  She shaved Elsie's tushy and put some ointment on it and then gived her some pain medicine and a steroid medicine to make her swolled-up tushy not be so swolled-up.  Poor little Elsie had a real tough day but she is home now and spended the whole dang night cuddled up next to mommy.  We hope everything gits back to normals and Elsie is back to fussin' at Little Joey Cartwright Graves III very soon. 

Oh!  And...we got a very real big-ass excitin' story to tell everybody on Friday!  It is very dramaticals.  Be sure to stop by tomorrow to learn all 'bout the very skeery visitor we had at the Whiskers & Purrs House earlier this week!

Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie

We have a mean ol' mommy!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'.  Well, mommy is finally home after bein' away for a long long LONG time.  She promises she ain't goin' no where else for a whiles.  I don't know...I ain't buyin' it.  She leaves us all the time and then when she's here, she's in the livin' room with baby Joey!  I agree with Elsie Fallulah...Little Joey is a mommy hoggin' monkey.  I want him to go far aways.

Since today is Saturday, I'mma gonna celebrate by kissin' me some womens, sleepin' in the sunshine and maybe, just maybe, watchin' mommy work in the front yard.  I think I am still mad at her for leavin' us so much...not sure I'm gonna be willin' to make her feel good 'bout havin' me soopervisin' her from the window.  I think I'm gonna ignore her...just like she ignores us.  Mean ol' mommy!

Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie

Cuterer

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'.  Mommy said that if I git any cuterer, she's not gonna be able to stand it and will probably need therapy and maybe even insulin shots 'cause of all my sweetness and stuff...dang...I hope I don't git any cuterer...who would open up our Fancy Feast cans if mommy goes all crazy and off the deep end and everything...?

Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie

Georgie addresses some rumors...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'.  I am very real upsets.  There has been some rumors 'bout me on the innernets and in some story books.   I am very hurted and mad 'bout 'em.  Mommy said I should make a public statement to all my peoples to sit the record straight.  So...here it goes:

To all my peoples,
I do not kiss the girls a make 'em cry.  I am a very good boy.  Mommy says so.  I do like to kiss me some womens but I am a gentlemen and I ain't never made anybody cry.  I want everybody to stop talkin' bad 'bout me.

Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie

Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie has a Secret.

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'.  I've gots a secret.

I will tell you if you promise not to tell anybody...promise?  For reals promise?

Okay...see, I'm very real shy and I don't let mommy pick me up or nothin'...but...I really do love her...lots.  Even though I act like I don't like it, when she does pick me up...wowwy wowwy wow!  I L.O.V.E. it! 

I miss mommy when she goes to work.  So...when she's gone...I sneak into her bedroom and I take wonnerful snoozy naps on her pillow.  She don't know it's me...she knows somebody sleeps on it but it's a big mystery as to who it is...IT'S ME!!!  IT'S ME!!!  IT'S ME!!!  It makes me feel so good 'cause it smells like mommy and I pretend like I am sleepin' on her lap.

Don't tell nobody, 'kay? 

Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie