Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is all of us speakin'. We've gots a wonnerful story to tell y'all today! Last week, a real nice lady that lives in Chicago emailed us and asked for some tips on rescuin' a stray that had showed up at her house. Her name is Aunt Deb. See...it is very cold and snowy in Chicago and she was very worried 'bout her stray. Aunt Deb loved her stray so much that she had already figgured out the perfect name...her name was gonna be Abby! We writed Aunt Deb back and telled her everything that we knowed 'bout gittin' little people like us off of the streets.
Well...don't you know that within' just a couple of days Aunt Deb had successfully rescued little Abby and whisked her away to the vetroregurgitarian. Just one little problem...uh, Abby was a BOY! OOPSIE! So...very quickly Abby became Hamilton! We are proud to introduce Mr. Alexander Hamilton to all the peoples on the innernets:
Ain't he a good lookin' boy??? Oh he is lucky...he has been saved! Saved from a life of hunger, sickness and bein' all alone. He has already started adjustin' to his new home with his new brothers and sisters: Mr. Butler, Fagin, Myrna, Bootsie, Salvador, Hendrix.
Oh! And there's more news! While Aunt Deb was at the vetroregurgitarian's office with Hamilton, she meeted a teeny tiny little girl kitten that was up for adoption. This little kitten is a very smart person. See...she was able to work some magic that day...she worked her way into Aunt Deb's heart. After Aunt Deb taked Hamilton home, she keeped thinkin' 'bout that beautiful little girl kitten that needed a good home. She just couldn't stop thinkin' 'bout her. She even emailed us to see what we thoughted 'bout her maybe adoptin' this little girl kitten...uh, well, you probably already know what we telled her! Do it!!!
So...sweet little Gracie Mae was quickly picked up and broughted home. We are proud to introduce Miss Gracie Mae...the most beautiful little girl kitten ever!
Ain't she precious??? We sure do think so! And...she is also very lucky to have a good home where she will git lots of love, suppers and have other kitties to snuggle with!
So, at a time when all our beans are gittin' nothin' but bad news on the TV and in the newspapers, we are very happy to be able to give all our friends real good news...2 little peoples have been saved and will be cherished for the rest of their lives. Even though times are real hard right now, all of us that have been saved are very blessed.
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang