Hello to all you peoples on the innernets. As y'all all know, with me bein' the man of the house and all, I gots me a big responsibility. It ain't easy bein' the main mancat in a house of 12 cats plus a mommy. I gots to do an awful lot every day and, seein' as I am such a hot, studly kind of man, I gots to fight the womens off like you just wouldn't believe. And don't even git me started 'bout how I has to fight off the women's when I go to see either Aunt Doktor Dugan or Aunt Doktor Davies...it's just almost too much.
So, I has been thinkin'...maybe it's time for me to settle down and git married. I sure has gots me lotsa womens to chose from. I just need to figure out which one is my soul mate. I'm gonna need some help with this. Please, if you have just one minute, take a look at these foxy ladies and tell me who you thinks I should ask to tie the knot with me. They is all winners and I enjoy gittin' a little somethin' somethin' goin' with each of 'em. I love 'em all so you peoples on the innernets is just gonna haffta help me decide. I will let you all know the outcome on Tuesday.
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat