Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is all of us speakin'. A big, nasty flock of evil boogers invaded mommy's head yesterday. She spended the whole dang night coughin', sneezin' and tryin' to blow them nasty ol' boogers outta her head...EWWWWWwwwwww! It was very disturbin' and disrupted our much needed sleeps the whole dang night. Last week we putted our feets down and said she had to sleep downstairs 'cause she takes up too much room in the bed. She didn't listen to us and has been stayin' in the bed, hoggin' all the room. Last night was just too much. We have officially had it. After she finally leaves to go to work this mornin', we are gonna fix it so she won't wanna sleep in the bed with us no more...let's just say pillows make nice tinklin' places.
Boy will she be surprised when she gits home tonight!
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang