Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is all of us speakin'. Yesterday was an excitin' day! It started with mommy bein' all grouchy and stuff 'cause of them evil awful boogers that invaded her head. She was very cranky.
She oversleeped...that made us mad 'cause she had keeped us up all night sneezin' and blowin' her booggery nose. How dare she be late with our breakfast after that crazy night! When she realized that she had sleeped too late, she jumped up fast and taked a shower. Then, she went downstairs to fix our breakfast...finally! When we all went downstairs...uh...well, let's just say we saw Georgie doin' the backstroke in the foyer...
There was waters ALL over the place downstairs. Mommy said some very real awful words that we ain't allowed to repeat. She went into the 1/2 bath and saw that all of the water was comin' from there. It looked as though the water had been leakin' in there for quite a whiles...but mommy never goes in there so she didn't know. OOPSIE!...insert more very real bad words here.
When she gotted home from work, she worked for hours scrubbin' the floor...which is somethin' called "hard wood" and she put a fan on in there. This was all very excitin' and we tried to help but that just made mommy more aggrivated so we gived up...if she wants to work herself silly without our helps, let her!
When mommy finally came upstairs, she was very tired and still fightin' them dang ol' boogers. She was so tired and feeled so bad that she cried. That made us feel sad. So...Fergie runned up and started washin' mommy's face. Then, Mazie came and rubbed her whiskers all over mommy. And then, Miss Elsie Fallulah gotted real close and started singin' mommy a purry song.
We still gots a stinky, mildewy 1/2 bath and we still gots to git a plumber to come to our house and find the leak but...mommy knows she is loved...even though her head is full of boogers and she keeps us up at night.
If anybody knows how to reach Noah the Ark Maker, please let us know.
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang