Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. I am very upsetted. I ALWAYS watch my Anderson Cooper on CNN every single night of the week from 10:00 - 11:00 PM eastern time. Tonight I ain't gonna be able to. Mommy is gonna hog the television. She said she MUST watch the reunion special for Housewifes of Atlanta. That ain't fair! I think she should be able to watch this video and be done with it:
How am I gonna git by without seein' my Anderson Cooper today? I am so upsetted...I just don't know what to do.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves