Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is all of us speakin'...mommy had to go out of town real unexpectedly. Her mommy is very sick. While she was away, she noticed a stray cat that her dad had been feedin'...she is super-tiny and very very friendly. Her mom and dad can't take this little girl in 'cause mommy's mom is so very sick. So...you know what our mommy is thinkin', don't you?...
MOMMY, STEP AWAY FROM THE CAT...DO NOT TOUCH THE CAT...LEAVE THE CAT WHERE IT IS! We don't want no more cats in this house...there might not be enough Temptations and Fancy Feast for all of us if you bring her to the Whiskers & Purrs House...
STOP IT MOMMY!
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang
PS...the kitty's name is Betty.