Whiskers & Purrs

Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves has a Big-Ass Announcement

 

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  I gots me a BIG-ASS ANNOUNCEMENT today.  Now, most of y'all knows that 2009 was a real hard year for lots of peoples...myself includeds.  I mean, I was heartbroked not once but twiced by Anderson Cooper.  Now, I gots to tell you that a womans can only take so much.  I was devastated.  

On top of that, I had me an Unfortunate Tushy Incident...not once but twiced I had to into the hospital 'cause my tushy gotted all sore and itchy and swolled-up and hurty.  Oh it was awful and very real embarrassin'.  

But 2009 is now long gone and 2010 is a new start!   My tushy is all healed and I am feelin' goods! And...well...a miracle has happened.  See, I meeted me a boy...a good boy.  His name is Rudy...Mr. Rudy Hess.  Oh, peoples on the innernets, he is wonnerfuls...smart and handsomes and brave and nice...and, you know what?  HE LIKES ME!!!    He asked me to be his girlfriend!  And...I SAID YES!!!!

I am happy, dear peoples on the innernets!  Very real happy!  He is so good to me...me and Rudy talk on Facebook every day!  Oh he is just dreamy!

And, he's got a cool brother!!!  His name is Heinrich Boobithy Boobonivich or "Boob" for short. Boob is a very important high-powered lawyer.  That is great news for when I git into trouble for tryin' to beat up on Little Joey Cartwright Graves III.

Oh dear friends on the innernets, 2010 has started off wonnerfuls!  I am so thankfuls for my Rudykins.  I want everybody on the innernets to know my Rudy and know that I love love LOVE him!  If you are on Facebook, please make both of us your friend, 'kay?  You can find Rudy by lookin' up "Rudy Hess".  I can be found as "Elsie Fallulah Graves".  Please visit us every day and feel the love and mushiness we gots for each other!

Very truly yours and big MWAH to my Rudykins,

Elsie Fallulah Graves

PS...Me and Rudy like to kiss on the lips with our mouth opens.  Please turn away and don't watch while we is kissin', 'kay?

Our Big-Ass Announcement...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is all of us speakin'.  Well, the time is finally here...we gits to make our big-ass announcement.  Mommy says since it is Sunday, we ain't supposed to say "big-ass"...but we is so excited that we is gonna say it anyways...big-ass, big-ass, BIG-ASS ANNOUNCEMENT!!! 

See...a little more than a month ago, mommy got an email from a production company that works for these peoples:

 That's right!  The Learning Channel!  DANG!!!  They is makin' somethin' called a "dokuminneree" 'bout peoples and there pets.  They finded our bloggy and well...the rest is all history!  Mommy had to send them a video tape of her talkin' 'bout how much she loves us.  It was called a "castin' tape".  Then, we had to wait for them to decides.  Well...'bout 2 weeks ago, they called to say they was comin' to bring cameras and spend time with us and mommy!  Can you believe it???

So, them real nice peoples will git here Thursday...and then, they will stay with us 'til Tuesday!  Oh, we've gotted real big things planned...trips to see Aunt Doktor Dugan, and Mazie will git to go visit Unkle Doktor Blair on camera and then mommy is gonna try real extra hard to rescue James Bond.  Oh, and we is gonna tell the whole dang world 'bout our Sweet Molly Louise and how important it is to try to help little homeless animals and not turn a blind eye to them.  And how could we forgit...Elsie Fallulah is gonna show the world just how very much she loves her Anderson Cooper!

And so, dear peoples on the innernets, this is our big-ass announcement!  We is gonna git our 15 minutes of fame.  We can hardly wait!

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

Busy little peoples

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is all of us speakin'.  As we telled y'all yesterday, we gots us some big news!  We thought we might wait to tell all of our dear friends on the innernets Monday...but...we is itchin' to tell somebody SO...we is gonna make our BIG 'nnouncement on Sunday mornin'...as in TOMORROW!!!  Oh friends, it is BIG BIG BIG!!!  Y'all ain't gonna ever believes it!

Because of what's 'bout to happen to the Whiskers & Purrs Gang, we has got lotsa work to git done.  It is Saturday mornin' and mommy has already been up since 4:00 AM!  We got things to git ready 'cause this is gonna be the most awesomest week in our whole lifes!  I mean...it's awesomer than anything we could've ever dreamed!

Oh we wish we could tell you now!!!  But since we can't...mommy said we could leave you with a little hint...here it goes:

Everybody in the whole dang world needs a little Tender Lovin' Care....

Think 'bout it and leave us a comment if you think you know what our BIG secret is.

Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang