Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'...we are tryin' to feel betters since our little brother, Jimmy Durante Graves III passed away on Monday nights. It sure is hard...we love him so much...and always will. But, today we is gonna focus on what we is thankful for...
Today we are thankful that the media ain't found this here picture of Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III...if they ever git their mitts on it, there will be all kinds of drama, Senate 'vestigations, conspiracy theories and gossip column stuff writed.
We love our Senator...but sometimes...he just ain't right.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang