A Little Embarrassin'...
Hi. This is Felix speakin'. I forgotted to tell all you peoples on the innernets one thing yesterday when I gived you my vet-trip update. It's a little embarrassin'...see Aunt Doktor Davies asked mommy if anything had changed 'bout how I am doin'. So...mommy telled Aunt Doktor Davies somethin' that I really wish she had just keeped between me and her...
See...last week I started doin' somethin' that I guess might be a little odd...I can't help it, though, 'cause it's the only way I can feel a little better in my insides...Last Sunday mornin' we was all sleepin' on mommy's bed. Mommy was sleepin' there, too. It was real cozy and nice. All at once, the loudest noise EVER came outta my buttockses. It skeered me and mommy nearly falled outta the bed it skeered her so bad. She didn't know what had happened. At first she thinked that maybe somebody was in the room with us. She said it sounded like a 300 pound truck driver was in the bed next to her. In 'bout 5 more minutes, I tooted real real REAL loud again. Well, I just gots to tell you, me nor mommy knowed what to think. She looked at me and I looked at her and we was just sittin' there skeerd.
We was both so skeerd, we just didn't talk 'bout it the rest of the day. Well, don't you just know that the next mornin' the very same thing happened! It was just so odd...my tummy would be hurtin' and then I would make my Big Loud Buttockses Sound and, WHAMMY!...I'd feel a little better. So, soon I beginned to look forward to them Big Loud Buttockses Sounds. They seem like the miracle cure for me and I don't see no reason to tell anybody 'bout it. Mommy and Aunt Doktor Davies had a long conversation 'bout me "passin' gas"...whatever that is. I think they is all wrong...I didn't go to know gas station...I've just started playin' a new instrument. Maybe I'll start a band or somethin'. I just need to teach all these other little cats in our house how to Toot and we'll be makin' music all the time!
Oops...I feel a big Toot comin'...gotta go!
Very truly yours,
Felix
well ifn it makes your tummy feel better Felix then you should toot as loud and often as you can ;)
Posted by: Kashim & Othello | March 01, 2008 at 04:39 PM
Oh Felix! Don't Moms always tattle on us!But hey whatever helps you feel better! Can you play a song yet?
Your FL furiends,
Posted by: Samantha & Tigger | March 01, 2008 at 04:52 PM
Hmmm. That is very interesting, Felix. I say, if it feels good, you should do it. That's the important thing.
Posted by: Daisy | March 01, 2008 at 05:04 PM
Oh yeah, dem butt rumblers feel really good! Mom makes gagging noyses when I do dem in bed tho...don't unnerstand why.
Posted by: Speedy | March 01, 2008 at 11:38 PM
Whenever I have the need to pass gas, I do it quietly, but my Mommy thinks it is the worst stink in the whole wide world, and says things like, "Whoo! That was an SBD!" I have learned that SBD means "Silent But Deadly". Whatever.
Best wishes to you and your pooper,
Puffin The Great
Posted by: Puffin The Great | March 01, 2008 at 11:43 PM
Really loud tooting sounds like a great way to feel better to me, Felix. Keep it up. I just hope it isn't really stinky, as well. With all the kitties at your house, you could start up a marching band.
Posted by: Karen Jo | March 02, 2008 at 03:00 AM
Wonderful! To us it seems as if you are getting better, right? Doesn't it mean you are getting better? We agree: keep it up!
Posted by: The Cat Realm | March 02, 2008 at 06:44 PM