UPDATE: Felix's Trip to the Vet
Dear everybody on the innernets,
This is Felix speakin'. Before I say anything, I wants to tell you how much I appreciate all them nice well wishes y'all sent me yesterday. Gosh...I feel so lucky to have so many nice friends.
Well, I spended the whole day with Aunt Doktor Davies. It was good to see her again...I sure do like her...I akchewally spend lotsa time givin' her head butts when I'm there. She speaks "Cat" so I can communicate with her real good.
Everything went okay while I was there. She didn't violate any of my rules. I did have to put the bitey on her once, though. It was only a Level 1 Bitey, though. In case you don't unnerstand Bitey Levels, here's how they work and what they mean:
- Bitey - Level 1: I have had enough of what you is doin' to me and will ask you nicely to stop it. I will ask you nicely only once. After that, you is in troubles.
- Bitey - Level 2: I have one nerve left and you is standin' on it. Back-off and leave me alone, dang it. You is treadin' dangerous waters.
- Bitey - Level 3: You need to call the Red Cross right now and git a couple of units of blood sent over...I am going to bite the bejeezuz outta you and claw you to shreds.
Since Aunt Doktor Davies speaks "cat" she unnerstood and stopped squeezin' on stuff I didn't want her squeezin' on.
She drained some of my blood out and played with it...she said she was testin' it. That don't make no kinda sense to me...can't she ask it test questions when it's still in me? Why does she have to drain it out? Anyways, she said because I'm on a high dose of steroids, I'm kinda borderline diabetic. But, it's not bad at all. So that's all good. Basically, we is gonna keep everything just the same as the last month and see if my pooper don't git a lot better. Mommy will be givin' me the same medicine, same amount of kissin' and lovin' and watchin' my poop like a hawk! Aunt Doktor Davies telled mommy to not let me eat dry food...so...you guessed it! It's Fancy Feets all day, every day for the next month! YAHOO!!! In case you was wonnerin', this is one of the advantages of havin' a broken pooper! Mmmm...Fancy Feets!
That's it for now. Oops...gotta go poop.
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
Thank you for explaining the bitey levels. I might have been making a little mistake, because I usually do not do the warning levels. I just bite! But most of the time, no bloods come out. I am still sending strong purrs that your pooper poops a good one!
Posted by: Daisy | February 29, 2008 at 01:27 PM
Oh my Felix, that is such a shame only Fancy Feast!! Yippee! So glad things are status quo! We will keeping the purrrs going to get all better!
Your FL furiends,
Posted by: Samantha & Tigger | February 29, 2008 at 02:32 PM
Oh, Felix . . . I'm glad you got good news . . . and that you get special stinky goodness ALL THE TIME!
Purrs!
Posted by: Tybalt | February 29, 2008 at 02:39 PM
We have never had Fancy Feets, so you must be doing something right. Hope it helps your pooper!
Posted by: Riley & Tiki | February 29, 2008 at 02:56 PM
Felix we are so glad you seem to be doing better!
We hope your pooper is getting fixed soon tho - we kow being allowed a lot of fancy feets is good but a fixed pooper will be even better we figure!
you're a great mancat,
yours Kashim & Othello
Posted by: Kashim & Othello | February 29, 2008 at 04:07 PM
Felix, that's good noos!!! and fancy feets all day is excellent. you should demand fancy feets daily FOR LIFE.
Posted by: Sammy and Miles Meezer | February 29, 2008 at 04:34 PM
Felix, glad you are doing OK. And glad you have been taken off the dry food if you are borderline diabetic. My blood sugar levels improved no end as soon as I was on wet food only.
Posted by: Fat Eric | February 29, 2008 at 05:56 PM
That's good noos about all the Fancy Feets. We hope it helps yer pooper to get mended.
Posted by: Eric and Flynn | February 29, 2008 at 06:53 PM
This is good - I'd like fancy feast all of the time!
Purrs and prayers to you Felix!
Posted by: Parker | February 29, 2008 at 07:57 PM
Great news! Both for your health and your belly, Fancy Feast all day! nom nom nom
I'll keep sending you purrs to get all better soon!
Posted by: Hendrix | February 29, 2008 at 08:10 PM
Sounds like pretty good news Felix! :)
I will purr lots so it continues to be good. Fancy Feast everyday will be hard. Hahahahahahaha
Purrs Mickey
Posted by: Mickey | February 29, 2008 at 08:58 PM
We hope dat yoor pooper is doing sooper!
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie & Speedy | February 29, 2008 at 09:36 PM
That all sounds like good news so far! We just fish someone could fix your broken pooper....
We will purr for that!!!
The Cat Realm
Thanks for the bite lesson!!!
Posted by: The Cat Realm | February 29, 2008 at 11:58 PM
I am so glad that you are doing better, Felix. Fancy Feets all the time sounds great to me. I hope your pooper worked properly and gets all fixed up very soon. I will keep praying for you.
Posted by: Karen Jo | March 01, 2008 at 01:27 AM