Hurt Feelin's...
Hi to all you peoples on the innernets. This is Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor speakin'. My feelin's are hurt...hurt real bad. Last night Aunt Doktor Dugan called mommy to check on Felix since he had to go to the emergency hospital on Saturday. While they was talkin', she asked 'bout my asthma and how I'm doin' with my new funky medicine. While they was talkin', Aunt Doktor Dugan asked mommy what size I am 'cause she wanted to make sure she had gived me the right dosage amount of my medicine. I heard mommy say, "Oh, Fergie is a big girl...she is a plus size model...she's huge!"
THAT AIN'T RIGHT! A good mommy would never say anything like that 'bout her beautiful girl. I think I'm gonna need therapy because of this...I wonner if Aunt Doktor Dugan is a SIGH-KITE-ATRIST, too. I ain't never speakin' to mommy again as long as live...at least not until it's time for Fancy Feast.
Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor
Fergie, I think you are just the right size! Do not be sad, being a big kitty is a good thing. I wish I was bigger myself!
Posted by: Daisy the Curly Cat | January 03, 2008 at 05:31 AM
How could she be so mean to you? There's just more of you to love. Us cuddlier Gingers need to stick together.
Eric
Posted by: Eric and Flynn | January 03, 2008 at 05:31 AM
Fergie, we are sorry that your feelings were hurt. Maybe your mom is just worried about you because being overweight isn't healthy?
Posted by: Dragonheart & Merlin | January 03, 2008 at 05:32 AM
You know, my mom loves big girls best! I know because she tells me every day.
Big girls are more cuddley. They are squishier, they are just... more!
It's my real Gotcha Day tomorrow but my mom says that every day is a celebration with me.
Posted by: Trixie | January 03, 2008 at 06:09 AM
How rude! But your vet should have put you on scale and weighed you before he/she prescribed medicines for you.
Posted by: Diamond Emerald-Eyes | January 03, 2008 at 06:45 AM
Oh no, your Mommy was mean to say that about you. We think you should definately not talk to her until she gives you plenty of treats and pets. Only then should you even consider forgiving her!! You are a beautiful kitty!
Posted by: Captain Jack and Dante | January 03, 2008 at 08:59 AM
Fergie - you are the purrfekt size.
Posted by: Sammy and Miles Meezer | January 03, 2008 at 10:30 AM
Oh Fergie, I feel your pain. We look very much alike! My Mum says I am a plus size model too. Mum is always getting mad at Grandpa because he always comments at my voluptous size : )
Posted by: Kellie The Orange Cat | January 03, 2008 at 11:38 AM
Fergie,
I'm a big Ginger boy! And I'm proud of my size, you should be too. Sometimes I think beans are just jealous coz they aren't covered in soft, cuddle-lishous, ginger fur.
Sometimes mine mombean sez stuff about diet and exercise, but aI just look at her and tel-a-pathicly tell her she need some ice cream. That always works!
Posted by: Beezer | January 03, 2008 at 12:10 PM
I understand, Fergie. My Auntie Jane is always makin' mean cracks about me, but it's all muscle.
Your big buddy, Jimmy Joe
Posted by: Jimmy Joe | January 03, 2008 at 12:47 PM
How horrible of your mommy! You are right. Mommies aren't supposed to say things like that.
Posted by: Tybalt | January 03, 2008 at 12:52 PM
The proper term is "floofy and cuddly"! Or even "large and in charge". Hmph, beans...
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie & Speedy | January 03, 2008 at 05:21 PM
Poor Fergie, we don't think you look like a plus size! You look perfect to us! Give Mom a break, maybe she'll give you extra treats!
Your FL furiends,
Posted by: Samantha & Tigger | January 03, 2008 at 08:21 PM
Hey, I think the proper term for a lady like you is one they used for the stunning Marilyn Monroe and Rita Hayworth...volump-tu-ous.
I think you should leave a hairball next to the bed...
Posted by: Hendrix | January 03, 2008 at 08:32 PM
HOW VERY DARE SHE!! You are NOT a plus size model, you are perfectly proportioned.
Honestly, it is enough to make a cat bulimic.
Why don't you go and yack all over the carpet? Teach her a lesson! xx
Posted by: HRH Yao-Lin | January 04, 2008 at 04:05 AM
Poor Fergie! Mom says I's gotted big, but just cuz I way more than Bonnie don't mean I's fat; she's thin an I's just a bit bigger than her. She shoulda just tolded yur wait an not an opinion.
Posted by: Victor Tabbycat | January 04, 2008 at 02:54 PM