Whiskers & Purrs

Wordless Wednesday...Miss Elizabeth Taylor Relaxes...

Top Cat Tuesday: A Big-Ass Weddin' Invitation!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin' and today is Top Cat Tuesday!  I am so exciteds!  Look what came in the mail yesterday:

If you read the invitation real closely, you'll see that the Queen commanded Lord Chamberlain to git off his tookus and be sure to invite us!  We must be real important peoples to have the queen git all snarky with the Lord Chamberlain.  I wonder if Lord Chamberlain didn't think we should be inviteds and that's why the Queen threatened to open up a can of whoop ass on him...I guess we will never knows...I don't really care 'cause...I'M GOIN' TO THE ROYALL WEDDIN'!!!

Oh, peoples!  We gots to start gittin' ready for the big trip and the big day!  We just gots a couple of months to plan our invasion of Ingland!  Plus, I need to git my crown all polished and everything.  

There so much to do and not enough times!  We will keep you all posteds!

Very truly yours,

Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat & Attendee of the Big-Ass Royal Weddin' 

 

Mazie Monday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin' and today is Mazie Monday!  Peoples, I have a very real important message for mommy...*clears throat*

MOMMY,

IT IS TIME FOR A PHOTO SHOOT SO WE CAN GIT SOME NEW PICTURES!  WE ARE TIREDS OF USIN' THE SAME OLD PICTURES OVER AND OVER AGAINS!  GIT WITH THE PROGRAM, MOMMY...OR THE GANG WILL LEAD A NEW REVOLUTION!

THANK YOU,
MAZIE GRACE 

And, so dear peoples, with that I leave for today.  I 'pologize for havin' to use the same old pictures...maybe over the next week we will git some new ones.

I hope you all have a good week...remember...on Mazie Monday your beans have to stop what they is doin' and hum "Hail to the Chief" when you walk in the room.

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace 

Meet the Senator Sunday: A Revolution...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  It's time for Meet the Senator Sunday...and, boy oh boy...have we ever got a doozey.

As most of y'all knows, we have hads all kind of dramas in the Whiskers & Purrs House lately.  Anderson Cooper was comin' to towns to speak and our mommy used our green papers to buy a ticket to go see him.  Well, as you can imagines, this really upsetted Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves, what with Anderson Cooper breakin' Elsie's heart and all.

Well, what people might have forgotted is that me and my brothers and sisters are fambly...and...we is a powerful feline gang...we stick up for each others...trust me...people do NOTS want to git on our bad side...and that includes Anderson Cooper AND mommy.

So, we started havin' secret meetin's...gittin' our plans together and then we went on full attack! We was communicatin' usin' Facebooks and Twitters...There was tinkles where tinkles don't normally go...there was poops where poops ain't supposed to be...stuff was teared ups...We also started practicin' our chant...that was when mommy realized...the sitchewashun was gittin' bads.

She knowed that the power of the peoples can't be stopped...I mean...look at them people in Egypts...they had the RIGHT ideas...and, Anderson Cooper knows a thing or two 'bout feelin' the brunt of a Gang on the warpath...he had his hiney whipped when he was coverin' the Egypt Revolution.

So...as the Sunday speakin' engagement approached, the tinkles and Twitters intensified...and mommy gotted skeerter and skeerter...she knowed that things was gonna go from bad to worser if she didn't do somethin' fast...so...she made the very wise decision to not go see Mr. Anderson Cooper...to save face, she said she had to paint the kitchen...uhm, yeah, right mommy.  

Power to the Peoples!  And Power to the Whiskers & Purrs Gang!  

Peace out, peoples!

Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III 

An organizin' meetin'!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'.  We are havin' a top secret plannin' meetin'...you see, tomorrow mommy is plannin' to go see The One Whose Name We Ain't Allowed To Speak...in support of Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves, we have a few little tricks up our sleeves...we are plottin' and plannin' and schemin'...we will show mommy and The One Whose Name We Ain't Allowed To Speak our displeasure. We are organizin' a protest!   We might have our little hissyfit spats but...us Gang members...we stick togethers!  Anybody that breaks our Elsie's heart is gonna have to answer to US!

Tomorrow will be a BIG day!

Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor 

 

Flashback Friday: Mrs. Lilly White teaches class

Dearest Peoples on the Innernets,
This is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'.  Today I am teachin' a etikit class to my yellow brothers, Buzzy and Georgie, and my yellow sister, Fergie.  I have noticed that my yellow siblings are lackin' in class and sopisstication.  They desperately need my innervention.  You will notice in the picture that Georgie ain't payin' attention and does not have his lasers on.  I do declare that this is very aggrivatin'.  I wish they would all cooperate...I guess it is true that you can lead a cat to water but you cannot make him drink.

Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White

 

Zzzzzzzz

Wordless Wednesday...can you see the resemblance?

Freddy Astaire Graves III

 

Freddy Mercury

 

Top Cat Tuesday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'...today is Top Cat Tuesday!  I have to be honest and say, dear peoples, that I am very very sads today.  Well, actually, I am a combination sads and mads...I guess I'm smads.  

First, let me refresh your memories 'bout this tryin' time in my lifes.  We have an agreement in the Whiskers & Purrs House that nobody will mention Anderson Cooper's name and he ain't allowed on our TV since he broked my heart...'specially since it was in such a big, loud way.   Well, peoples, my mommy has letted me downs...she has betrated me. See, Anderson Cooper is comin' to speak in our town this comin' weekend and mommy took MY green papers and buyed a ticket to go see him.  She is takin' time aways from her mommily duties to go listen to what that cold hearted, mean man has to say.  She would actually rather spend time with him than takin' care of her childrens.   Anderson Cooper means more to my mommy than we do.

I guess loyalty don't mean much to SOME peoples...mommy.  I hope you have fun gallavantin' 'round town with Anderson while your tiny little childrens are at home, starvin' for Fancy Feast ...and for attentions...and for love.

Very truly  yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves 

 

Mazie Monday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'...and today is Mazie Monday!  I just have to tell you that I had the most wonnerful evenin' last night...EVER!  See, last night I begged and begged and BEGGED mommy to let me go in and babysit my adopterated babies in the livin' room.  She finally gived in and let me go play with 'em.  

We runned and played and I chased 'em and swatted 'em and licked their ears...oh it was funs!  Mommy stayed in the livin' room with us and supervised and stuff.  Mommy has the flu so she wasn't feelin' so goods...'bout 10:00, she falled sound asleeps on the couch...

When I sawed mommy sleepin' so cozily, I started gittin' all sleepy, too...so I curled up with her...I mean, I just had to make sure she okay....next thing I knowed, I had falled sound sound asleeps, too!  Me and mommy sleeped on the couch all night longs!  It was so warm and cozy...makes me purr just thinkin' 'bout its!

And, when I waked up...mommy gived me all kinds of kisses and tummy rubs and chin scratches 'cause...today is VALENTINE'S DAY!  Mommy says that there will be kisses non-stop ALL day today!  Dang...I love Valentine's Day!

I hope all of my wonnerful friends on the innernets have the best Valentine's Day EVER!  AND...remember...not only is it Valentine's Day...it's also Mazie Monday, too!  So...whenever you walk into a room, your beans has to stop what they is doin' and hum "Hail to the Chief"!

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace